It's Turkey Time, Dan
@jacketdan.bsky.social
Host of @wthupod.bsky.social
Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)
He/Him
Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)
He/Him
Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
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Ever wondered what it is like to sit in my class when one of my lectures goes way off the rails?
Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.
open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.
open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Episode 11 - Arise Serpentor, Arise with Craig (aka HooverStreetRag)
open.spotify.com
I've been in non-stop work calls so I haven't pushed this yet, but yes @hooverstreetrag.org and I talked for nearly an hour on GI Joe, the surprisingly woke 80's cartoon about the military that was designed to sell toys
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Gamer brained suggestion: Fontaineism.
“Rapture was a candy store for a guy like me. Guys who thought they knew it all. Dames who thought they'd seen it all. Give me a smart mark over a dumb one every time.”
“Rapture was a candy store for a guy like me. Guys who thought they knew it all. Dames who thought they'd seen it all. Give me a smart mark over a dumb one every time.”
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Gamer brained suggestion: Fontaineism.
“Rapture was a candy store for a guy like me. Guys who thought they knew it all. Dames who thought they'd seen it all. Give me a smart mark over a dumb one every time.”
“Rapture was a candy store for a guy like me. Guys who thought they knew it all. Dames who thought they'd seen it all. Give me a smart mark over a dumb one every time.”
This is why I fully support losing teams playing until the final whistle. Sometimes the point is to just try because it matters for the next time
I know it's tempting to alas... nevertheless when it comes to slippery Don, but nothing ever matters until it suddenly does. You can only keep telling the truth and hoping it'll sink in for folks. And you never know what drip drip drop will be the last one it takes. Resist the urge to be hopeless.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is why I fully support losing teams playing until the final whistle. Sometimes the point is to just try because it matters for the next time
Have a little unbridled joy to start your mornings
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Have a little unbridled joy to start your mornings
There have been others but the first book I ever read that made me sit and think about it was Stranger in a Strange Land
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There have been others but the first book I ever read that made me sit and think about it was Stranger in a Strange Land
I know this clickbait but being good at math and a pleasure to be around are not and have never been mutually exclusive concepts
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I know this clickbait but being good at math and a pleasure to be around are not and have never been mutually exclusive concepts
Upstairs: Child drops small toy
Downstairs: *mushroom cloud*
Downstairs: *mushroom cloud*
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Upstairs: Child drops small toy
Downstairs: *mushroom cloud*
Downstairs: *mushroom cloud*
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“I’m 7’1… met someone who was 7’4 though… it felt great!”
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November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“I’m 7’1… met someone who was 7’4 though… it felt great!”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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It never occurred to me how badly tall people are yearning to be around each other 😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It never occurred to me how badly tall people are yearning to be around each other 😂
So excited for a new Burrito Taxi discourse to pop up today
I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So excited for a new Burrito Taxi discourse to pop up today
"Do you think I got where I'm at because I dress like Peter Pan over here?"
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Do you think I got where I'm at because I dress like Peter Pan over here?"
Oh goddamnit
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh goddamnit
Let’s do it king
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Let’s do it king
I honest to god need to happen right have the OL gives up a hurry that ended up being Roughing the Passer for 15 like DB’s celebrating a dude with stone hands @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I honest to god need to happen right have the OL gives up a hurry that ended up being Roughing the Passer for 15 like DB’s celebrating a dude with stone hands @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
Dr. Manhattan probably was able to focus long enough to do this by thinking about the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dr. Manhattan probably was able to focus long enough to do this by thinking about the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
I have been enjoying this meme format
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I have been enjoying this meme format
“I am twelve”
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“I am twelve”
50 years ago today folks the skies of November turned gloomy and I think it's fitting that means it's freezing cold in Atlanta today
open.spotify.com/track/536L9C...
open.spotify.com/track/536L9C...
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
50 years ago today folks the skies of November turned gloomy and I think it's fitting that means it's freezing cold in Atlanta today
open.spotify.com/track/536L9C...
open.spotify.com/track/536L9C...
Start yer week with a smile (even when there isn’t much to smile about)
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Start yer week with a smile (even when there isn’t much to smile about)
We love to spend our whole Sunday afternoon figuring out the severity of our pantry moth problem don't we folks
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We love to spend our whole Sunday afternoon figuring out the severity of our pantry moth problem don't we folks
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Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
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Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
He wants to be cool so desperately that he has absolutely forgotten to have a life
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
He wants to be cool so desperately that he has absolutely forgotten to have a life
Cannot believe it’s been two years since Verb’s original “this is BlueSky!” experience
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Cannot believe it’s been two years since Verb’s original “this is BlueSky!” experience
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When Andre cries I cry
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When Andre cries I cry