Jack Guignol
@jackguignol.bsky.social
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Dolorous Exhumation Press | Tales of the Grotesque and Dungeonesque blog | co-host of the Bad Books for Bad People podcast | linktr.ee/Misterguignol
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If you've ever wanted to hear me go off about "elevated" genre tomfoolery, now's your chance to drink deep of my scorn.
jackguignol.bsky.social
Oh, trust me, none of these freaks has been to therapy. And they're not really mentally better off by the end of things.
jackguignol.bsky.social
One of my main characters is depressed and unable to evaluate herself clearly, another is too dim to really be introspective. (The latter character experiences some emotions she doesn't understand, and instead of thinking about it she does some push-ups instead.)
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I feel safe saying I avoided doing...those things.
jackguignol.bsky.social
I would honestly *love* to see your list of therapy phrases/stock phrases. Not joking in the least.
jackguignol.bsky.social
I wouldn't pay someone to look at my novel as a writing coach, but I would pay someone to check for therapy speak. (I *assume* I didn't do that, never having been to therapy, but this shit enters your mind through unfortunate exposure to people who want to tell you about their therapy journey.)
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High-toned son of a bitch!
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"Zoinks, Scoob! That thing just ripped off Velma's head!"
jackguignol.bsky.social
New potion just dropped for my fellow alchemists
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mollytanzer.bsky.social
When a famous musical artist I don’t care about / don’t like releases a new album I simply ignore it and don’t listen to it, which apparently makes me unique in this day and age
jackguignol.bsky.social
And it isn't exactly ancient history!
jackguignol.bsky.social
Lockerbie? I don't even know 'er!
jackguignol.bsky.social
Right it's like, yeah man, I get it, you weren't born yet, but just a cursory search will get you there!
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It's exasperating how youtubers who make their livings "explaining things" act like history doesn't exist if they don't already know about it. Had to turn off a video when the guy said that "terrorism wasn't really a thing in the 80s." My brother, look up plane hijackings, or Ireland, or Lebanon, or
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if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out
jackguignol.bsky.social
Made a big mistake asking for feedback on my novel at the start of football season
jackguignol.bsky.social
Didn't get a Total Party Kill in tonight's Call of Cthulhu game, but three outta four ain't bad.
jackguignol.bsky.social
There is something ineffably sad about watching a man get arrested in front of his dog
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Yeah, I didn't say there *wasn't* that kind of stuff before; what I mean is that it wasn't the entirety of the news-media landscape.
jackguignol.bsky.social
I see things like "nostalgic things younger generations don't know about" and it's all we didn't wear seatbelts and drinking from the hose, but would you believe that there was a time when the news wasn't just about screaming at you to make you anxious, depressed, and defeated?
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As of yesterday, another human besides myself has read my novel. He survived, and didn't even mention the necrophilia scene in his feedback. Bless.
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It helps that we're resigned to losing money on the podcast.