Jack
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Jack
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Writer, cartoonist, relatively fun | jackloftus.com
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Some fresh satire for a lover of politics posting Charlie Brown Thanksgiving gifs.
Thanksgiving’s Going to Be a Tough One This Year, Charlie Brown
Making popcorn again, huh, Snoopy? Keep it up. Sounds like pure nostalgia, especially with the way this year’s been going. I bet Linus would’ve cal...
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November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
100% shameless plug but this great post today takes me waaaay back to my roots

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I’m Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, King of the Fucking Sea
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’ve decided to move beyond being the center of the ecommerce universe and dominate the fuck out of the ocean. So...
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November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Battle Masters! And HeroQuest, though I consider that a board game.
October 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So say we all.
September 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is this an alternate or British market cover or something? Both the Lone Wolf and Legends Of Lone Wolf covers looked nothing like this! (in the States)
September 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You're being left behind!" screams the lemming to that one brethren who didn't make the leap.
July 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM