Mike
@jacobeantragedy.bsky.social
I ate my body weight in chocolate covered potato chips 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I ate my body weight in chocolate covered potato chips 🫠
How did Angela not nab an Oscar for this??
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
How did Angela not nab an Oscar for this??
You’ve always got it figured out. I believe in you.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You’ve always got it figured out. I believe in you.
You in your performance review:
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You in your performance review:
Girl, they know! 😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Girl, they know! 😭
I was listening to my homebrew deluxe edition for so long I didn’t even realize that LOL
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I was listening to my homebrew deluxe edition for so long I didn’t even realize that LOL
It’s all a little homophobic if you ask me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s all a little homophobic if you ask me.
The way it was demo-ed as a new jack swing album. Perfection.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The way it was demo-ed as a new jack swing album. Perfection.
Dr. Pepper is a surprisingly versatile culinary secret weapon.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dr. Pepper is a surprisingly versatile culinary secret weapon.
A perfect performance.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A perfect performance.
You’re right and you should say it
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You’re right and you should say it
It was the universe’s small way of throwing me a bone I guess lol
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It was the universe’s small way of throwing me a bone I guess lol