jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 10h
I have had no hand in past events
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 10h
She should directly encourage teenagers to do it
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 10h
The spell I have been casting for two weeks will protect you during this time
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 13h
If taylor swift wants people to universally like her music she needs to convert to mexicanism
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 14h
If I was Ezra Klein I would tweet out “why can’t everypony just get along 😢” and then get the toaster bath ready
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 14h
And and another thing!
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 22h
Cmon just capitulate one more time I swear this time it’ll work
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 22h
Petey birthday moments? Happy birthday
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 22h
The name I wanted the government to give me :(
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 23h
The way you government name dropped me and I missed it
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
Okay I won’t cut it tomorrow
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
asu, get this man
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
Needles and all
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
And then feel the rest!
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
MY SHIP
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
The cruising is secondary to the selfie lighting if you think about it
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
You mean my arm hair
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
That’s what the sink is for! The cruising
jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 1d
This is my emotional support cruising bathroom
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 4d
A ghostly shroud occupies her space
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 4d
Literally!!!!
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 4d
Girl the war… (testicular cancer)
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 4d
:0
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 4d
I just tried to adjust my left testicle… I miss her so much
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jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
· 4d
It was chest day :)
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