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Jacques
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18 U.S.C. § 2381
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When you’re mean to me, this is literally who you’re being mean to
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Me and the homies rolling up to literally any Democrat incumbent’s campaign office
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We’re putting Cuck Schumer in contraptions that even Shin Bet couldn’t dream of
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shakira law
sharifa law
sheriff law
flight to Miami
meat lovers pizza delivery
find daughter phone number
my wife left me
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I renounce the Girondists and unhesitatingly receive in my heart the wisdom of Louis Antoine Saint-Just, the Archangel of Terror
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Attorney General-elect of Virginia Jay Jones (pictured) declares an “end” to white people
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
2028 Democratic candidate speaks out:
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Caleb Williams is the GOAT, he throws the best passes, he bangs the hottest boys, he has the biggest girthiest penis
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Go Dodgers
Fuck ICE
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Dodger I hardly know er
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
None of my bets cashing but I’m still cumming my pants
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Shohei winning run at the plate, this is what dreams are made of
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s gonna be so funny in 5 years when every Mexican kindergarten is named Shohei Yoshinobu Carrillo Vargas
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Shohei Ohtani has the greatest regular season performance in the history of baseball: LA Angels lose 7-3

Shohei Ohtani has the greatest postseason performance in the history of baseball: LA Dodgers win 4-3
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dodgers when their pitcher isn’t Yamamoto or Ohtani
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We will also be arresting and prosecuting any contractor that worked on the demolition and desecration of the People’s House under this illegitimate regime
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Experiencing insane sticker shock on Onitsuka Tigers since tariffs, this shit is actually insane. $150 -> $300 like overnight
October 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Seattle sports fan subplot
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Cashed a bet on the final Yoshi pitch I LOVE GAMBLING
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We may currently live in Hitler but there is so much sports to bet on this weekend so who’s to say if life is good or bad
October 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Who said baseball was boring
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
They’re telling me that 800,000 people have died in Philadelphia after a mass suicide event
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Okay ban the tush push, this is absolutely fucking awful
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM