JadeJanelle
@jadejanelle.bsky.social
jacklyn of all trades
✨master of minding my business ✨
🛸♒️🇯🇲🇨🇦
✨master of minding my business ✨
🛸♒️🇯🇲🇨🇦
“Desperado” to me strikes me as “ you wanna ruin me oh baby I have nothing to lose… if this bitch going down we going together! 😌”
… and like it’s Riri, who unequivocally dgaf and I love that for her! The Queen of “Full of chat and mi nah tek it back!”
… and like it’s Riri, who unequivocally dgaf and I love that for her! The Queen of “Full of chat and mi nah tek it back!”
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Desperado” to me strikes me as “ you wanna ruin me oh baby I have nothing to lose… if this bitch going down we going together! 😌”
… and like it’s Riri, who unequivocally dgaf and I love that for her! The Queen of “Full of chat and mi nah tek it back!”
… and like it’s Riri, who unequivocally dgaf and I love that for her! The Queen of “Full of chat and mi nah tek it back!”
“Desperado
Sitting in an old Monte Carlo
A man whose heart is hollow
Take it easy, I'm not tryna go against you
Actually, I'm going with you”
Lowkey I’ve always interpreted this as “you take it low, I’ll take us both to hell - try me 🙃”
Sitting in an old Monte Carlo
A man whose heart is hollow
Take it easy, I'm not tryna go against you
Actually, I'm going with you”
Lowkey I’ve always interpreted this as “you take it low, I’ll take us both to hell - try me 🙃”
March 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Desperado
Sitting in an old Monte Carlo
A man whose heart is hollow
Take it easy, I'm not tryna go against you
Actually, I'm going with you”
Lowkey I’ve always interpreted this as “you take it low, I’ll take us both to hell - try me 🙃”
Sitting in an old Monte Carlo
A man whose heart is hollow
Take it easy, I'm not tryna go against you
Actually, I'm going with you”
Lowkey I’ve always interpreted this as “you take it low, I’ll take us both to hell - try me 🙃”
Today is just a day, tomorrow try again…
a black and white cartoon of snoopy laying on top of a wooden house in the rain .
Alt: a black and white cartoon of snoopy laying on top of a wooden house in the rain .
media.tenor.com
March 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Today is just a day, tomorrow try again…
With very little warning sometimes there’s just rain …inside eye lids 😔
March 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
With very little warning sometimes there’s just rain …inside eye lids 😔
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I don't understand why war has to involve citizens that have nothing to do with anything. Leaders should just challenge each other to a duel. Yall are mad at each other. Leave everyone else out of it!
March 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I don't understand why war has to involve citizens that have nothing to do with anything. Leaders should just challenge each other to a duel. Yall are mad at each other. Leave everyone else out of it!
Arepas and spicy fried basa 🤤😮💨
March 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Arepas and spicy fried basa 🤤😮💨
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Does the US military feel a little awkward yet?
Reddit: French nuclear attack submarine surfaces at Halifax, Nova Scotia, after Trump threatens to annex Canada (March 10).
www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
Reddit: French nuclear attack submarine surfaces at Halifax, Nova Scotia, after Trump threatens to annex Canada (March 10).
www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
March 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Does the US military feel a little awkward yet?
Reddit: French nuclear attack submarine surfaces at Halifax, Nova Scotia, after Trump threatens to annex Canada (March 10).
www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
Reddit: French nuclear attack submarine surfaces at Halifax, Nova Scotia, after Trump threatens to annex Canada (March 10).
www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
My ‘Top 5 Rewatchable TV Shows’ in the event of an apocalypse:
1.The Office
2.The Boondocks
3.Scandal
4.Girlfriends
5.Game of Thrones (though I have yet to finish it … I know, I’m late 😄)
1.The Office
2.The Boondocks
3.Scandal
4.Girlfriends
5.Game of Thrones (though I have yet to finish it … I know, I’m late 😄)
March 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My ‘Top 5 Rewatchable TV Shows’ in the event of an apocalypse:
1.The Office
2.The Boondocks
3.Scandal
4.Girlfriends
5.Game of Thrones (though I have yet to finish it … I know, I’m late 😄)
1.The Office
2.The Boondocks
3.Scandal
4.Girlfriends
5.Game of Thrones (though I have yet to finish it … I know, I’m late 😄)
Every week Justin shows up like…”Hey Don, I hear you like em dumb” …just to piss him off 🇨🇦🤣
March 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every week Justin shows up like…”Hey Don, I hear you like em dumb” …just to piss him off 🇨🇦🤣
Me: is this guy the first pres. to not have a pet?
Mom: He has a pet .. Elon
Me: ugh no.. he’s more like a paralysis demon. 😒
Mom: He has a pet .. Elon
Me: ugh no.. he’s more like a paralysis demon. 😒
March 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me: is this guy the first pres. to not have a pet?
Mom: He has a pet .. Elon
Me: ugh no.. he’s more like a paralysis demon. 😒
Mom: He has a pet .. Elon
Me: ugh no.. he’s more like a paralysis demon. 😒
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I thought being an adult would be way less fucking stupid than this.
March 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I thought being an adult would be way less fucking stupid than this.
Nothing more annoying than poor guidance coupled with micromanaging. 🙃
February 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nothing more annoying than poor guidance coupled with micromanaging. 🙃
I pray people are smart enough not volunteer to go to Mars with him leading that company - that’s a one way trip. These fools can’t even make the right decisions to keep regular planes in the air.
… no seriously his last rocket blew up. Do not volunteer as tribute. The odds are never in his favor
… no seriously his last rocket blew up. Do not volunteer as tribute. The odds are never in his favor
February 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I pray people are smart enough not volunteer to go to Mars with him leading that company - that’s a one way trip. These fools can’t even make the right decisions to keep regular planes in the air.
… no seriously his last rocket blew up. Do not volunteer as tribute. The odds are never in his favor
… no seriously his last rocket blew up. Do not volunteer as tribute. The odds are never in his favor
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
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Tonight's mood- Brought to you by: Whatever fever-dream nightmare shit happened today
February 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tonight's mood- Brought to you by: Whatever fever-dream nightmare shit happened today
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How did we go from the “nobody wants to work” narrative in 2020 to what seems to be scarce job market with mass layoffs in just 4/5 years? Crazy when you think about it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
How did we go from the “nobody wants to work” narrative in 2020 to what seems to be scarce job market with mass layoffs in just 4/5 years? Crazy when you think about it.
Listening to ‘Strategy’- TWICE & Meg the Stallion … Meg’s part sounds like it was written by Doja Cat. 🤔
February 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Listening to ‘Strategy’- TWICE & Meg the Stallion … Meg’s part sounds like it was written by Doja Cat. 🤔
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As the only Jamaican in my small office imagine my surprise to open the work fridge to find a decent looking patty and it’s NOT mine … 🥹✊🏾🇯🇲
February 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
As the only Jamaican in my small office imagine my surprise to open the work fridge to find a decent looking patty and it’s NOT mine … 🥹✊🏾🇯🇲
Sincerely Canada 😌🇨🇦
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sincerely Canada 😌🇨🇦
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The first step of being an artist is consuming art. If you want to design games, you have to play games. You have to read games. You even have to, heaven's forefend, talk about games.
January 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The first step of being an artist is consuming art. If you want to design games, you have to play games. You have to read games. You even have to, heaven's forefend, talk about games.
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This keeps coming up in my mind.
Catastrophic disclosure doesn’t exist. It never did.
It’s a relic of 20th-century thinking—the idea that a single event, leak, or revelation could “break through” and force global consensus.
Catastrophic disclosure doesn’t exist. It never did.
It’s a relic of 20th-century thinking—the idea that a single event, leak, or revelation could “break through” and force global consensus.
January 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This keeps coming up in my mind.
Catastrophic disclosure doesn’t exist. It never did.
It’s a relic of 20th-century thinking—the idea that a single event, leak, or revelation could “break through” and force global consensus.
Catastrophic disclosure doesn’t exist. It never did.
It’s a relic of 20th-century thinking—the idea that a single event, leak, or revelation could “break through” and force global consensus.
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Google's quantum chip "performed a computation in under five minutes that would take one of today’s fastest supercomputers 10 septillion years."
This vastly exceeds the age of our universe and suggests "quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes."
techcrunch.com/2024/12/10/g...
This vastly exceeds the age of our universe and suggests "quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes."
techcrunch.com/2024/12/10/g...
Google says its new quantum chip indicates that multiple universes exist | TechCrunch
Google announced its latest quantum chip, Willow. But what really caught the industry's attention was a wild claim tucked into the blog post.
techcrunch.com
December 11, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Google's quantum chip "performed a computation in under five minutes that would take one of today’s fastest supercomputers 10 septillion years."
This vastly exceeds the age of our universe and suggests "quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes."
techcrunch.com/2024/12/10/g...
This vastly exceeds the age of our universe and suggests "quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes."
techcrunch.com/2024/12/10/g...