Jaimé "Ghost" Turner
@jaimeturner.bsky.social
From corporate to creative. Writer, family man, and BlackBerry fan. Purposefully building a lifestyle by design.
I sold my S25 Ultra for a Pixel just to use the Clicks Keyboard Case.
It instantly boosts accuracy & responsiveness.
Goodbye glass slab, hello irreplaceable tactile feedback! A true tool for productivity. ⌨️
#ClicksKeyboard #Pixel10Pro #PhysicalKeyboard #QWERTY #Productivity
It instantly boosts accuracy & responsiveness.
Goodbye glass slab, hello irreplaceable tactile feedback! A true tool for productivity. ⌨️
#ClicksKeyboard #Pixel10Pro #PhysicalKeyboard #QWERTY #Productivity
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I sold my S25 Ultra for a Pixel just to use the Clicks Keyboard Case.
It instantly boosts accuracy & responsiveness.
Goodbye glass slab, hello irreplaceable tactile feedback! A true tool for productivity. ⌨️
#ClicksKeyboard #Pixel10Pro #PhysicalKeyboard #QWERTY #Productivity
It instantly boosts accuracy & responsiveness.
Goodbye glass slab, hello irreplaceable tactile feedback! A true tool for productivity. ⌨️
#ClicksKeyboard #Pixel10Pro #PhysicalKeyboard #QWERTY #Productivity
“There are two kinds of people…”
Benchley was joking — but also making a point:
We oversimplify too much.
Real leaders look deeper.
Real thinkers embrace nuance.
Real growth lives in the grey.
Don’t divide the world.
Understand it.
#leadership #mindset
Benchley was joking — but also making a point:
We oversimplify too much.
Real leaders look deeper.
Real thinkers embrace nuance.
Real growth lives in the grey.
Don’t divide the world.
Understand it.
#leadership #mindset
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“There are two kinds of people…”
Benchley was joking — but also making a point:
We oversimplify too much.
Real leaders look deeper.
Real thinkers embrace nuance.
Real growth lives in the grey.
Don’t divide the world.
Understand it.
#leadership #mindset
Benchley was joking — but also making a point:
We oversimplify too much.
Real leaders look deeper.
Real thinkers embrace nuance.
Real growth lives in the grey.
Don’t divide the world.
Understand it.
#leadership #mindset
Dear team lululemon. Not having an Android app is exclusive, not inclusive. There are approx 4-4.5 billion Android users worldwide. It's 2025, nearly 2026, and this is not rocket science. Fix it. #lululemon #android #app #membership
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Dear team lululemon. Not having an Android app is exclusive, not inclusive. There are approx 4-4.5 billion Android users worldwide. It's 2025, nearly 2026, and this is not rocket science. Fix it. #lululemon #android #app #membership
Went full Gen-X main-character mode and dyed my hair purple.
Asked the stylist to make me look like I give wise advice and own a lightsaber.
Mission accomplished. 💜✨
#PurpleHairEnergy #GenXMainCharacter #MidlifeUpgrade #PlotTwistAesthetic #WhyNotVibes
Asked the stylist to make me look like I give wise advice and own a lightsaber.
Mission accomplished. 💜✨
#PurpleHairEnergy #GenXMainCharacter #MidlifeUpgrade #PlotTwistAesthetic #WhyNotVibes
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Went full Gen-X main-character mode and dyed my hair purple.
Asked the stylist to make me look like I give wise advice and own a lightsaber.
Mission accomplished. 💜✨
#PurpleHairEnergy #GenXMainCharacter #MidlifeUpgrade #PlotTwistAesthetic #WhyNotVibes
Asked the stylist to make me look like I give wise advice and own a lightsaber.
Mission accomplished. 💜✨
#PurpleHairEnergy #GenXMainCharacter #MidlifeUpgrade #PlotTwistAesthetic #WhyNotVibes
🔥 MINT CONDITION S25 Ultra (1TB, Jadegreen) SUPER BUNDLE! Includes Watch Ultra 2, Ring, Buds3 Pro + more. Retails $4615. Yours for $3,500 TAXES IN + FREE SHIP. Save $1,100+! ➡️ www.ebay.ca/itm/30660712...
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🔥 MINT CONDITION S25 Ultra (1TB, Jadegreen) SUPER BUNDLE! Includes Watch Ultra 2, Ring, Buds3 Pro + more. Retails $4615. Yours for $3,500 TAXES IN + FREE SHIP. Save $1,100+! ➡️ www.ebay.ca/itm/30660712...
Leg Day: Activated 🦵🔥
Squats ✔️ Curls ✔️ Extensions ✔️ Calves ✔️
Sauna → Shower → Walked out like a newborn deer.
Pain = progress.
#LegDay #GenXStrong #TheSweatLife
Squats ✔️ Curls ✔️ Extensions ✔️ Calves ✔️
Sauna → Shower → Walked out like a newborn deer.
Pain = progress.
#LegDay #GenXStrong #TheSweatLife
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Leg Day: Activated 🦵🔥
Squats ✔️ Curls ✔️ Extensions ✔️ Calves ✔️
Sauna → Shower → Walked out like a newborn deer.
Pain = progress.
#LegDay #GenXStrong #TheSweatLife
Squats ✔️ Curls ✔️ Extensions ✔️ Calves ✔️
Sauna → Shower → Walked out like a newborn deer.
Pain = progress.
#LegDay #GenXStrong #TheSweatLife
Back from Disney, straight into chest day:
Incline + bench press 💥
Pec fly + shoulder press 🦾
Dips + treadmill 🥵
Sauna. Shower. ✅
Consistency: the sequel nobody asked for but everyone needs.
#ChestDay #FitnessHumor
Incline + bench press 💥
Pec fly + shoulder press 🦾
Dips + treadmill 🥵
Sauna. Shower. ✅
Consistency: the sequel nobody asked for but everyone needs.
#ChestDay #FitnessHumor
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Back from Disney, straight into chest day:
Incline + bench press 💥
Pec fly + shoulder press 🦾
Dips + treadmill 🥵
Sauna. Shower. ✅
Consistency: the sequel nobody asked for but everyone needs.
#ChestDay #FitnessHumor
Incline + bench press 💥
Pec fly + shoulder press 🦾
Dips + treadmill 🥵
Sauna. Shower. ✅
Consistency: the sequel nobody asked for but everyone needs.
#ChestDay #FitnessHumor
Early start at Disneyland! At the gate by 7:30 a.m., hit Star Wars rides, built a Droid, then Pirates, Tom Sawyer’s Treehouse, Indy, Jungle Cruise & Haunted Mansion. Now: lunch, pool, and a well-earned rest.
#Disneyland #FallBreak #FamilyVacation2025
#Disneyland #FallBreak #FamilyVacation2025
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Early start at Disneyland! At the gate by 7:30 a.m., hit Star Wars rides, built a Droid, then Pirates, Tom Sawyer’s Treehouse, Indy, Jungle Cruise & Haunted Mansion. Now: lunch, pool, and a well-earned rest.
#Disneyland #FallBreak #FamilyVacation2025
#Disneyland #FallBreak #FamilyVacation2025
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
See you soon, Mickey Mouse! 🫶🏻
Disneyland for the first time to fulfill my childhood dream and create incredible memories with my wife and our daughter. 🤩
#disneyland #familyvacation #california
Disneyland for the first time to fulfill my childhood dream and create incredible memories with my wife and our daughter. 🤩
#disneyland #familyvacation #california
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
See you soon, Mickey Mouse! 🫶🏻
Disneyland for the first time to fulfill my childhood dream and create incredible memories with my wife and our daughter. 🤩
#disneyland #familyvacation #california
Disneyland for the first time to fulfill my childhood dream and create incredible memories with my wife and our daughter. 🤩
#disneyland #familyvacation #california
My wife made a “Clicks in your pocket” joke.
I made it a comic.
We all cope in different ways. 😅
#TechHumor #ClicksKeyboard #PocketMoment #AccidentallySpicy #MarriedLife
I made it a comic.
We all cope in different ways. 😅
#TechHumor #ClicksKeyboard #PocketMoment #AccidentallySpicy #MarriedLife
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My wife made a “Clicks in your pocket” joke.
I made it a comic.
We all cope in different ways. 😅
#TechHumor #ClicksKeyboard #PocketMoment #AccidentallySpicy #MarriedLife
I made it a comic.
We all cope in different ways. 😅
#TechHumor #ClicksKeyboard #PocketMoment #AccidentallySpicy #MarriedLife
The Press Conference: Part III 🎙️
Presses, rows, flies, dips, sauna, shower.
Everything is tired except the smile. 😅💪
Showing up > feeling motivated.
Every time.
#StrengthTraining #Discipline #GymLife
Presses, rows, flies, dips, sauna, shower.
Everything is tired except the smile. 😅💪
Showing up > feeling motivated.
Every time.
#StrengthTraining #Discipline #GymLife
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Press Conference: Part III 🎙️
Presses, rows, flies, dips, sauna, shower.
Everything is tired except the smile. 😅💪
Showing up > feeling motivated.
Every time.
#StrengthTraining #Discipline #GymLife
Presses, rows, flies, dips, sauna, shower.
Everything is tired except the smile. 😅💪
Showing up > feeling motivated.
Every time.
#StrengthTraining #Discipline #GymLife
Good morning to everyone in the Republic of Gilead (formerly Alberta). 👋🏻
#UnderHerEye #ableg #abed #abpoli #cdnpoli
#UnderHerEye #ableg #abed #abpoli #cdnpoli
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good morning to everyone in the Republic of Gilead (formerly Alberta). 👋🏻
#UnderHerEye #ableg #abed #abpoli #cdnpoli
#UnderHerEye #ableg #abed #abpoli #cdnpoli
The UCP's use of the notwithstanding clause to crush the teachers' strike overrides the Charter, Alberta Human Rights Act, and Alberta Bill of Rights. 🚫
This abuse of power sets a dangerous precedent, gutting the rights of all Albertans. Stop this now!
#Abpoli #CharterRights #NoKingsNoQueens
This abuse of power sets a dangerous precedent, gutting the rights of all Albertans. Stop this now!
#Abpoli #CharterRights #NoKingsNoQueens
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The UCP's use of the notwithstanding clause to crush the teachers' strike overrides the Charter, Alberta Human Rights Act, and Alberta Bill of Rights. 🚫
This abuse of power sets a dangerous precedent, gutting the rights of all Albertans. Stop this now!
#Abpoli #CharterRights #NoKingsNoQueens
This abuse of power sets a dangerous precedent, gutting the rights of all Albertans. Stop this now!
#Abpoli #CharterRights #NoKingsNoQueens
The UCP/TBA has literally violated the Charter of Rights, Alberta Human Rights Act, and the Alberta Bill of Rights by using the notwithstanding clause to force Teachers back to work and end their right to strike and a fair and just bargaining process for at least 5 years.
#FireTheUCP
#FireTheUCP
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The UCP/TBA has literally violated the Charter of Rights, Alberta Human Rights Act, and the Alberta Bill of Rights by using the notwithstanding clause to force Teachers back to work and end their right to strike and a fair and just bargaining process for at least 5 years.
#FireTheUCP
#FireTheUCP
☕️ ORDERED: My first-ever Brüst Protein Coffee (Salted Caramel Latte)!
20g Grass-Fed Protein & 100 Cals per bottle.
Saw it on Dragon's Den & had to try it.
The countdown is ON!
Full review of this high-protein cold brew coming soon.
#BrustCoffee #ProteinCoffee #ColdBrew
20g Grass-Fed Protein & 100 Cals per bottle.
Saw it on Dragon's Den & had to try it.
The countdown is ON!
Full review of this high-protein cold brew coming soon.
#BrustCoffee #ProteinCoffee #ColdBrew
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
☕️ ORDERED: My first-ever Brüst Protein Coffee (Salted Caramel Latte)!
20g Grass-Fed Protein & 100 Cals per bottle.
Saw it on Dragon's Den & had to try it.
The countdown is ON!
Full review of this high-protein cold brew coming soon.
#BrustCoffee #ProteinCoffee #ColdBrew
20g Grass-Fed Protein & 100 Cals per bottle.
Saw it on Dragon's Den & had to try it.
The countdown is ON!
Full review of this high-protein cold brew coming soon.
#BrustCoffee #ProteinCoffee #ColdBrew
🕯️ Late-night thought:
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. 👻🍕
So technically, every burrito you’ve ever loved is still with you… in spirit. 💨
#DeepThoughts #LateNightHumor #GhostlyGas #FoodForThought
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. 👻🍕
So technically, every burrito you’ve ever loved is still with you… in spirit. 💨
#DeepThoughts #LateNightHumor #GhostlyGas #FoodForThought
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
🕯️ Late-night thought:
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. 👻🍕
So technically, every burrito you’ve ever loved is still with you… in spirit. 💨
#DeepThoughts #LateNightHumor #GhostlyGas #FoodForThought
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. 👻🍕
So technically, every burrito you’ve ever loved is still with you… in spirit. 💨
#DeepThoughts #LateNightHumor #GhostlyGas #FoodForThought
When fundamental rights are threatened, Albertans stand united. This image represents the collective power of workers ready to take action. If the notwithstanding clause is used against teachers, I approve of a province-wide General Strike. #AlbertaStandsTogether #GeneralStrike #WorkersRights
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When fundamental rights are threatened, Albertans stand united. This image represents the collective power of workers ready to take action. If the notwithstanding clause is used against teachers, I approve of a province-wide General Strike. #AlbertaStandsTogether #GeneralStrike #WorkersRights
Read this and let it sink in. 👇
Your title means nothing to me. Your character does.
Focus on being good, not just being great.
#Truth #Motivation #Success
Your title means nothing to me. Your character does.
Focus on being good, not just being great.
#Truth #Motivation #Success
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Read this and let it sink in. 👇
Your title means nothing to me. Your character does.
Focus on being good, not just being great.
#Truth #Motivation #Success
Your title means nothing to me. Your character does.
Focus on being good, not just being great.
#Truth #Motivation #Success
30,000+ stood tall at the Legislature today! Proud of my wife & colleagues for sending the UCP a message: "STOP THE UMBRIDGE AGENDA!" We demand investment. #AbEd #ableg #StopTheExcuses
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
30,000+ stood tall at the Legislature today! Proud of my wife & colleagues for sending the UCP a message: "STOP THE UMBRIDGE AGENDA!" We demand investment. #AbEd #ableg #StopTheExcuses
The UCP Throne Speech means nothing when our public schools are in crisis.
With a teacher strike ongoing, we reject Smith's anti-education agenda.
I stand with every parent, student, & teacher defending Alberta’s future. Invest in our kids, not privatization.
#AbEd #ableg #abpoli #ThroneSpeech
With a teacher strike ongoing, we reject Smith's anti-education agenda.
I stand with every parent, student, & teacher defending Alberta’s future. Invest in our kids, not privatization.
#AbEd #ableg #abpoli #ThroneSpeech
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The UCP Throne Speech means nothing when our public schools are in crisis.
With a teacher strike ongoing, we reject Smith's anti-education agenda.
I stand with every parent, student, & teacher defending Alberta’s future. Invest in our kids, not privatization.
#AbEd #ableg #abpoli #ThroneSpeech
With a teacher strike ongoing, we reject Smith's anti-education agenda.
I stand with every parent, student, & teacher defending Alberta’s future. Invest in our kids, not privatization.
#AbEd #ableg #abpoli #ThroneSpeech
Funny how phones used to just call people.
Now they consume people.
The smarter they got, the more of our attention they stole.
Small screens = small distractions.
Big screens = big dopamine traps.
Next time you unlock your phone, ask yourself — “Do I need this… or am I just bored?”
Now they consume people.
The smarter they got, the more of our attention they stole.
Small screens = small distractions.
Big screens = big dopamine traps.
Next time you unlock your phone, ask yourself — “Do I need this… or am I just bored?”
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Funny how phones used to just call people.
Now they consume people.
The smarter they got, the more of our attention they stole.
Small screens = small distractions.
Big screens = big dopamine traps.
Next time you unlock your phone, ask yourself — “Do I need this… or am I just bored?”
Now they consume people.
The smarter they got, the more of our attention they stole.
Small screens = small distractions.
Big screens = big dopamine traps.
Next time you unlock your phone, ask yourself — “Do I need this… or am I just bored?”
Post-workout look! 💪
This session (Squats, Leg Press, 30 min Treadmill) was dedicated to the amazing organizers, volunteers, and supporters of Forever Canadian!
Refueled & inspired.
Thank you! 🇨🇦
#ForeverCanadian #LegDay #Community #LivingInAlberta
This session (Squats, Leg Press, 30 min Treadmill) was dedicated to the amazing organizers, volunteers, and supporters of Forever Canadian!
Refueled & inspired.
Thank you! 🇨🇦
#ForeverCanadian #LegDay #Community #LivingInAlberta
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Post-workout look! 💪
This session (Squats, Leg Press, 30 min Treadmill) was dedicated to the amazing organizers, volunteers, and supporters of Forever Canadian!
Refueled & inspired.
Thank you! 🇨🇦
#ForeverCanadian #LegDay #Community #LivingInAlberta
This session (Squats, Leg Press, 30 min Treadmill) was dedicated to the amazing organizers, volunteers, and supporters of Forever Canadian!
Refueled & inspired.
Thank you! 🇨🇦
#ForeverCanadian #LegDay #Community #LivingInAlberta