Jake McCormac
@jakemccormacwrites.bsky.social
Writer who puts sentences in front of other sentences. Hopefully, in an order that makes someone want to read them.
My two below:
Seminary, in DarkLit Press' The Sacrament
The Inevitable, from D and T, available on Godless.
My two below:
Seminary, in DarkLit Press' The Sacrament
The Inevitable, from D and T, available on Godless.
Spectacular. I shed a tear.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Spectacular. I shed a tear.
I'm from a small town in Ireland. What the fuck is he talking about? I pity the busload of rapists that tries ANYTHING in small town Ireland.
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm from a small town in Ireland. What the fuck is he talking about? I pity the busload of rapists that tries ANYTHING in small town Ireland.
I'm sitting here, surviving...fuck labels 🥵
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm sitting here, surviving...fuck labels 🥵
I'm gonna start doing this. Be prepared. My 6 y/o asd boy, is... Impressive...
What would a house weigh, was today.
Btw, I have a game called "Shot In The Dark".
Let's do it (question - closest answer wins...
What would a house weigh, was today.
Btw, I have a game called "Shot In The Dark".
Let's do it (question - closest answer wins...
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm gonna start doing this. Be prepared. My 6 y/o asd boy, is... Impressive...
What would a house weigh, was today.
Btw, I have a game called "Shot In The Dark".
Let's do it (question - closest answer wins...
What would a house weigh, was today.
Btw, I have a game called "Shot In The Dark".
Let's do it (question - closest answer wins...
Ye know what, I was sure of? 2 things:
1. Medium I could handle
2. Jesus Christ, where are these things from... I'm not made of asbestos??!
Ok, I was only sure of the former. And, well I'll be dipped in shit, the latter IS. not a question.
Sorry, Jake K. What were you saying?
1. Medium I could handle
2. Jesus Christ, where are these things from... I'm not made of asbestos??!
Ok, I was only sure of the former. And, well I'll be dipped in shit, the latter IS. not a question.
Sorry, Jake K. What were you saying?
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ye know what, I was sure of? 2 things:
1. Medium I could handle
2. Jesus Christ, where are these things from... I'm not made of asbestos??!
Ok, I was only sure of the former. And, well I'll be dipped in shit, the latter IS. not a question.
Sorry, Jake K. What were you saying?
1. Medium I could handle
2. Jesus Christ, where are these things from... I'm not made of asbestos??!
Ok, I was only sure of the former. And, well I'll be dipped in shit, the latter IS. not a question.
Sorry, Jake K. What were you saying?
Wallace of Wallace and Grommit fame.
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wallace of Wallace and Grommit fame.
What's going on with the Epstein files?
October 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What's going on with the Epstein files?
Look at your profile pic. Comparing aesthetics to ability. Which one did Measles cases rise under?
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Look at your profile pic. Comparing aesthetics to ability. Which one did Measles cases rise under?
Got lucky in London last week. Know i'm biased, but the way he lit up talking about young actors...a credit to the craft!
September 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Got lucky in London last week. Know i'm biased, but the way he lit up talking about young actors...a credit to the craft!
Buon, comple, a la señora...y muchas mas...
September 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Buon, comple, a la señora...y muchas mas...
Yeah... Me neither....SHARE IT!
September 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yeah... Me neither....SHARE IT!
Jesus...The Eagles... Lauren, what do you have against the passenger? I'd walk.
September 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Jesus...The Eagles... Lauren, what do you have against the passenger? I'd walk.