James Palmer
@jamespalmerbooks.bsky.social
Writer, Publisher, Oxford Comma Enthusiast.
www.jamespalmerbooks.net
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My panel schedule for @dragoncon.org 2025. See you there!
My panel schedule for @dragoncon.org 2025. See you there!
August 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My panel schedule for @dragoncon.org 2025. See you there!
I am officially "retired" from freelance ghostwriting and content writing starting immediately.
Why the quotation marks? Because "retired" implies I actually made money and sounds better than "got tired of going to people who asked for my help and then kicked me in the balls."
Why the quotation marks? Because "retired" implies I actually made money and sounds better than "got tired of going to people who asked for my help and then kicked me in the balls."
May 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am officially "retired" from freelance ghostwriting and content writing starting immediately.
Why the quotation marks? Because "retired" implies I actually made money and sounds better than "got tired of going to people who asked for my help and then kicked me in the balls."
Why the quotation marks? Because "retired" implies I actually made money and sounds better than "got tired of going to people who asked for my help and then kicked me in the balls."
The ARKHAM: SEASON ONE Kickstarter is not only live, it's already fully funded!
But more is needed, and I've got one stretch goal (so far) to entice you.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai...
But more is needed, and I've got one stretch goal (so far) to entice you.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai...
April 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The ARKHAM: SEASON ONE Kickstarter is not only live, it's already fully funded!
But more is needed, and I've got one stretch goal (so far) to entice you.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai...
But more is needed, and I've got one stretch goal (so far) to entice you.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai...
Capitalism is not designed to help you succeed. It is designed to extract value from your attempts to succeed.
April 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Capitalism is not designed to help you succeed. It is designed to extract value from your attempts to succeed.
The pre-launch page for the ARKHAM: SEASON ONE Kickstarter is now up. You know what to do.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai...
April 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The pre-launch page for the ARKHAM: SEASON ONE Kickstarter is now up. You know what to do.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai...
ARKHAM: SEASON ONE my complete Lovecraftian YA serial, is available for FREE on Royal Road.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1092...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1092...
March 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
ARKHAM: SEASON ONE my complete Lovecraftian YA serial, is available for FREE on Royal Road.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1092...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1092...
The third edition of Public Relations for Dummies, which I ghostwrote, is out now! Check it out:
www.amazon.com/Relations-Du...
www.amazon.com/Relations-Du...
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The third edition of Public Relations for Dummies, which I ghostwrote, is out now! Check it out:
www.amazon.com/Relations-Du...
www.amazon.com/Relations-Du...
First episode available for FREE on my Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/122643...
www.patreon.com/posts/122643...
March 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
First episode available for FREE on my Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/122643...
www.patreon.com/posts/122643...
That's a wrap on ARKHAM. I just finished episode 15. Stay tuned for the launch.
February 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That's a wrap on ARKHAM. I just finished episode 15. Stay tuned for the launch.
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How to Stop the Fascists In Their Tracks
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February 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ten reasons for modest optimism
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Ten reasons for modest optimism
Friends,
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February 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ten reasons for modest optimism
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Well it took me long enough, but I finally figured out what exactly the big bads are up to in my Arkham Season One serial. I wanted to do a twist on the old "let's summon one of the Great Old Ones" trope. I don't think anyone will see it coming. I certainly didn't.
Better late than never, I say.
Better late than never, I say.
February 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Well it took me long enough, but I finally figured out what exactly the big bads are up to in my Arkham Season One serial. I wanted to do a twist on the old "let's summon one of the Great Old Ones" trope. I don't think anyone will see it coming. I certainly didn't.
Better late than never, I say.
Better late than never, I say.
First episode drops for FREE on Patreon and Substack Friday, March 7 @ 8am EST. New episodes available only to my $10/month Serial Squadron patrons and above.
substack.com/@jamespalmer...
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www.patreon.com/jamespalmer
February 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
First episode drops for FREE on Patreon and Substack Friday, March 7 @ 8am EST. New episodes available only to my $10/month Serial Squadron patrons and above.
substack.com/@jamespalmer...
www.patreon.com/jamespalmer
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www.patreon.com/jamespalmer
Episode 10 edited. I also did a final pass on "99 Luftballoons" for the Jukebox Thrillers anthology and sent that to the editor.
February 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Episode 10 edited. I also did a final pass on "99 Luftballoons" for the Jukebox Thrillers anthology and sent that to the editor.
Who has two thumbs and just pounded out another 1402 words to finish the Jukebox Thrillers story? Me, that's who.
4,635 words in total between Friday and Monday. Next up is a story about Saturn's moon Titan for another anthology. Onward.
4,635 words in total between Friday and Monday. Next up is a story about Saturn's moon Titan for another anthology. Onward.
February 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Who has two thumbs and just pounded out another 1402 words to finish the Jukebox Thrillers story? Me, that's who.
4,635 words in total between Friday and Monday. Next up is a story about Saturn's moon Titan for another anthology. Onward.
4,635 words in total between Friday and Monday. Next up is a story about Saturn's moon Titan for another anthology. Onward.
Coming soon in serial form for my $10 Serial Squad patrons and above. www.patreon.com/jamespalmer
February 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Coming soon in serial form for my $10 Serial Squad patrons and above. www.patreon.com/jamespalmer
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Here are a few of my favorite examples of books and movies in the kids on bikes genre:
Stranger Things
E.T. the Extraterrestrial
It
Now and Then
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Boy's Life
The Goonies
Monster Squad
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew (kids on speeder bikes)
Super 8
Stand By Me
Stranger Things
E.T. the Extraterrestrial
It
Now and Then
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Boy's Life
The Goonies
Monster Squad
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew (kids on speeder bikes)
Super 8
Stand By Me
February 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Here are a few of my favorite examples of books and movies in the kids on bikes genre:
Stranger Things
E.T. the Extraterrestrial
It
Now and Then
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Boy's Life
The Goonies
Monster Squad
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew (kids on speeder bikes)
Super 8
Stand By Me
Stranger Things
E.T. the Extraterrestrial
It
Now and Then
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Boy's Life
The Goonies
Monster Squad
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew (kids on speeder bikes)
Super 8
Stand By Me
Episode 2 of the serial has been edited and a section of it rewritten because I realized I needed to introduce the big bad earlier in the story. Still awaiting the cover. Once that's done episode one goes up for Free on Patreon, Royal Road, and Substack. Now on to episode 3.
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Episode 2 of the serial has been edited and a section of it rewritten because I realized I needed to introduce the big bad earlier in the story. Still awaiting the cover. Once that's done episode one goes up for Free on Patreon, Royal Road, and Substack. Now on to episode 3.
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Channeling Captain America
a man in a captain america uniform is holding a shield in a living room .
ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is holding a shield in a living room .
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February 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Channeling Captain America
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Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼♂️
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼♂️
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January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
In true Stranger Things style, here are the chapter titles for the 1984 book:
Prologue: Big Ice
Weirdos
The Ship
The Signal
Awake
The Girl-Thing
The Skinwalker
Secrets
Spooks
Emergence
The Videocade
Terabithia
All-Nite Skate
Quarantine
The Voice of God
Departure
Epilogue: Decontamination
Prologue: Big Ice
Weirdos
The Ship
The Signal
Awake
The Girl-Thing
The Skinwalker
Secrets
Spooks
Emergence
The Videocade
Terabithia
All-Nite Skate
Quarantine
The Voice of God
Departure
Epilogue: Decontamination
January 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
In true Stranger Things style, here are the chapter titles for the 1984 book:
Prologue: Big Ice
Weirdos
The Ship
The Signal
Awake
The Girl-Thing
The Skinwalker
Secrets
Spooks
Emergence
The Videocade
Terabithia
All-Nite Skate
Quarantine
The Voice of God
Departure
Epilogue: Decontamination
Prologue: Big Ice
Weirdos
The Ship
The Signal
Awake
The Girl-Thing
The Skinwalker
Secrets
Spooks
Emergence
The Videocade
Terabithia
All-Nite Skate
Quarantine
The Voice of God
Departure
Epilogue: Decontamination
Happy New Year!
New stuff in the works:
A Lovecraftian serial.
Two story collections.
A humorous LitRPG-style fantasy.
A nostalgia-drenched SF adventure set in 1984.
Follow me on Substack for more (see my profile bio).
Stay tuned.
New stuff in the works:
A Lovecraftian serial.
Two story collections.
A humorous LitRPG-style fantasy.
A nostalgia-drenched SF adventure set in 1984.
Follow me on Substack for more (see my profile bio).
Stay tuned.
December 31, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Happy New Year!
New stuff in the works:
A Lovecraftian serial.
Two story collections.
A humorous LitRPG-style fantasy.
A nostalgia-drenched SF adventure set in 1984.
Follow me on Substack for more (see my profile bio).
Stay tuned.
New stuff in the works:
A Lovecraftian serial.
Two story collections.
A humorous LitRPG-style fantasy.
A nostalgia-drenched SF adventure set in 1984.
Follow me on Substack for more (see my profile bio).
Stay tuned.