Jamilah Lemieux
@jamilahlemieux.bsky.social
Writer (Vanity Fair, The Cut, Slate), editor, cultural critic and amateur stand-up.
2015, showing titty and thigh in my headshot. (My profile pic is my current headshot, I’ve learned nothing)
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
2015, showing titty and thigh in my headshot. (My profile pic is my current headshot, I’ve learned nothing)
Anyone in LA wanna buy a barely used keyboard?
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Anyone in LA wanna buy a barely used keyboard?
@Chuckisdope I’m weak
December 2, 2024 at 3:02 AM
@Chuckisdope I’m weak
I don’t eat ham but I’m intrigued by the “cherry fruit” and pineapple is already a hit
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I don’t eat ham but I’m intrigued by the “cherry fruit” and pineapple is already a hit
I have a really nice baby carrier, basically unused, that I would like to gift to a single mommy
December 2, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I have a really nice baby carrier, basically unused, that I would like to gift to a single mommy
I ordered some food in person to avoid the UberEats fee but I ended up tipping the difference
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I ordered some food in person to avoid the UberEats fee but I ended up tipping the difference
I think I’m ready to give up on men
December 2, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I think I’m ready to give up on men
I posted these incorrectly earlier. These are some of the known allegations of violence against women by rappers: 1/2
December 2, 2024 at 5:43 AM
I posted these incorrectly earlier. These are some of the known allegations of violence against women by rappers: 1/2
Nothing has happened nor will happen funnier than when the Palace has to respond to this.
December 2, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Nothing has happened nor will happen funnier than when the Palace has to respond to this.
Thank you, Twitter, for reminding me that I’m better than this
December 2, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Thank you, Twitter, for reminding me that I’m better than this
L.O.L. OMG, indeed.
December 2, 2024 at 3:16 PM
L.O.L. OMG, indeed.
They finna open my kid’s school up.
December 2, 2024 at 3:47 PM
They finna open my kid’s school up.
My elderly neighbor and I bumped into each other in the garage and she said “Are we dating?”and thought she was asking about my love life. You know how Black ppl talk about White folks trying to hook up the only two Black people they know? I was so excited!
December 2, 2024 at 3:47 PM
My elderly neighbor and I bumped into each other in the garage and she said “Are we dating?”and thought she was asking about my love life. You know how Black ppl talk about White folks trying to hook up the only two Black people they know? I was so excited!
Let’s help this beautiful and bright future engineer reach her Girl Scout Cookie sales goal! They ship FAST! I already ate mine and I’m going for more! https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/arianna764649
December 2, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Let’s help this beautiful and bright future engineer reach her Girl Scout Cookie sales goal! They ship FAST! I already ate mine and I’m going for more! https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/arianna764649
Mini has laid out her Barbies in advance of us playing with them this evening. I can only imagine what today’s plotlines will be.
December 2, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Mini has laid out her Barbies in advance of us playing with them this evening. I can only imagine what today’s plotlines will be.
“Smoking on that...”
December 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
“Smoking on that...”
Y’all be talking about being traumatized and destroyed from one bad encounter on the internet like some of us haven’t been spoken to like this by ugly dudes daily for over a decade, lol pls.
December 2, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Y’all be talking about being traumatized and destroyed from one bad encounter on the internet like some of us haven’t been spoken to like this by ugly dudes daily for over a decade, lol pls.
I just don’t understand how this happened
December 2, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I just don’t understand how this happened
I made my daughter Manwich—a respectable meal that was a staple in my home growing up. The face she made when she looked at the plate, I just...
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I made my daughter Manwich—a respectable meal that was a staple in my home growing up. The face she made when she looked at the plate, I just...
This will come in handy someday
December 2, 2024 at 7:00 PM
This will come in handy someday
John McCain like
December 2, 2024 at 7:20 PM
John McCain like