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Jane Hill
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I do comedy, lecturing, journalism, radio and writing. I like beaches, books and buildings.
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Just saving this for posterity, like someone grabbing the family photos before fleeing a house fire.
Oh, bless Ffion. She’s having a mare. #mastermind
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This ongoing argument brought me much joy back in the day when Twitter was good.
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Lewis is going home, isn’t he? #strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wombie is a proper good’un.
Friends of @wombat37.bsky.social unite!

By quote reposting this, I’m hoping to make a virtual chain of people around Wombie. Full of love and happy memories of this great friend of ours, so he can feel us making a huge circle of love and care around him.

Are you in?
#CirleofLoveForWombie
a black and white photo of a couple holding hands .
ALT: a black and white photo of a couple holding hands .
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December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Controversial opinion, but not everything needs to be a musical. #strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Crikey. Has there ever been a couple who scored 40 in the dance-off? Absolute scenes. #strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This Chicago number isn’t working very well, is it? I mean the narration of the cleaned-up lyrics just made the whole thing very static. #strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
People really voting for their favourite underdogs this week, aren’t they? #strictly
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Jane Hill
my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Split my vote between Kaz (I love her but that was not great), Bal (fabulous) and one for Amber (sensational Charleston). #strictly
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This seems tremendously complicated and difficult but Lewis’s arms bother me. They still feel a bit uncontrolled and untidy. Am I sounding a bit Craig? It all felt quite hard work. #strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Amber & Nikita get a dance that works with the music and the musical, which is very helpful for them. #strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Might give Bal some votes tonight. #strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What a thrill ----
My thumb instead of an onion.

Cut - Sylvia Plath
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Aw, I thought that was lovely. If it Balvinder’s turn to leave this week, at least she’s going out on a good one and looking beautiful in that frock. #strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I kinda enjoyed that but I’m not sure a few samba rolls make it a samba. I love this partnership though. #karen #strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think George has been sold a pup with this music for the Argentine Tango. That didn’t work at all for me, and an odd way to start the show. #strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s a chemo thing.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Update: I’ve soared to 4.88.
I remain stubbornly at 4.83 thanks I believe to one arsey driver who kept on and on about how I’d done Uber wrong and eventually I said, “mate, I’ve got cancer” and he shut up. I reckon he gave me just four stars. Because the rest of the time I’m lovely.
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This is like that time I accidentally swallowed a hairgrip and my dad had to chop up all my poos with a chisel for three days to check it made its way out the other end.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My friend Suzy and I always say or write DryRobe™️ as a “bit.”

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Dryrobe wins trademark case against rival waterproof changing coat D-Robe
Favourite with cold water swimmers wins court case in London forcing brand to stop selling infringing items
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy birthday to Jeff Bridges - a damn fine actor and a damn fine looking man at every age.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
May just have agreed that of course Romania was better under Ceausescu in a bid to get my Uber rating up. #chemotales
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I reckon the NHS buys its guest wifi from the same shop as the basic Premier Inn wifi.
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM