Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

I’m not Christian and even I am positive Jesus didn’t say “starve thy neighbor”

Gosh that is delightful. It’s so much better than if they edited the perfect version

My joke about how “a dollar store 8 ball could have done a better job” should not be this evergreen

I miss having cats on me so much 😭

My gosh I didn’t even think of that lmao of course

Gotta love that self sufficient women who are happy with their own company and surrounded by nature and cats are then described as the scary evil ones simply because they refuse to be used and just got the simple wish to be chill