I do not understand why anyone lends Matty Y any credibility. He's a contrarian engagement troll whose most compelling gift is confusing his audience into never being sure whether he's dim or trolling

Love it!

Get his arse.

Does Superman have legs y/n?

Some times I wear bright colours to work and then as I walk down the street feel I’m sticking out like a sore thumb and every one is secretly judging me.

Look I’m the last person to give this guy the benefit of the doubt, but I did this too one Christmas with a salmon. I then had the gumption to insist to everyone it was fine to eat it raw because that is just like sashimi.

In my defence I was very very drunk.

In this Bluesky bubble we are blissfully unaware of what you did to trigger them. Was it something like ‘existing’?

Sounds delightfully festive!

Oh my god can’t unsee that 🤢

Translated Gemini 3 Pro:
“Kathryn is totally schooling this guy with a masterclass in the Socratic method, how am I going to frame an answer to him that won’t hurt his fee-fees and makes him think he is smart.

I’m kind of struggling here tbh”.

This is New Zealand cheese! Big scandal here as our big dairy producer just sold off it off our beloved main cheese brand to the ag multinational (French one?) your friend obviously works for. Much concern that the chesse will be changed.
Anyway that Kikorangi blue is The Best.

mount gay sniggers this inner teenager

See, you start with a dead bear cub and then you

Only one female, that is seriously fucked up.

This is a doozy.

Common man do the demo

Correct.