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The Splendid, The Wonderful Michelle Williams
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-🪴+🐈zaddy
- 👨🏿‍❤️‍👨🏿💍
-D(M)V; PG County
-Neurodivergent gang gang
-Drunk history kinda vibe
-🏳️‍🌈🎾anime🏋🏾‍♂️
-Baby polyglot: 🇧🇷
-IG: BotanicalJesus
Russell Tovey gets me worked up Every. Single. Time.

Like, I randomly see a pic of him and I lose my breath for a moment
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I BURST OUT A SCREAM IN MY OFFICE!!!!!!!!

My staff called to check up on me 😩😭
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Tetris 99 needs to be renamed " 'Fighting for My Life' the Game" 😭
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Fighting for my life rn to not take a nap

Mind you, I'm already in a dark room, fluffy blank, and hair wrapped up
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Alright now 💀
😂😭😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Good food mentally turns me on
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Lawd, I'm sending this to my therapist ASAP so he can absolutely use it to read me for filth.
Blindspots for Millennials 😅

IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Blindspots for Millennials 😅

IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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😂😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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no growth, accountability, or awareness.

these are the kinds of people you leave behind.
"that's just how I am"

when in reality, you are an asshole.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm ready for family to leave so I can get cracked and folded and flipped and reversed 🫦👅👉🏾👌🏾🫱🏾‍🫲🏽
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Question for Millennials only (1980-1995):

Do you…

1) Save all manuals that come with your stuff

2) Save the (extra) parts and hardware when you have to assemble stuff

3) Have a tool box / place for basic tools

4) Perform recommended maintenance on appliances

5) Do “Spring cleaning”

Quote it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Pretty much anything Michael Jackson... And this..
January 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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men when they hear it “talk back”
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Wow, this was hot af
this is a masterclass in flirting.

niggas should take notes from Karlous.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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this is a masterclass in flirting.

niggas should take notes from Karlous.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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D.W. anytime Arthur breathed in her direction:
Please watch your mouth when you talk to me because i absolutely have no problem shooting you in the face.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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"In order to want sex, the sex needs to be worth wanting."
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Making my holiday cards available for a limited run, in time for your holiday needs. If you're looking for some campy, queer festiveness - consider grabbing some holidays cards and supporting ya boy. :) shop.joshuahenryjenkins.com/category/hol...
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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“What is Reading Rainbow?” 📚🌈

Library joy was featured as a Jeopardy! clue, alongside LeVar Burton and PBS 🤯🥹

💙 @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social
💚 @pbs.org
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Today's #psa

On motion (or lack thereof)

#ReporterBeeh
#BeehNyeTheScienceGuy
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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You cannot “self care” and “wellness exercise” your way out of economic disparity in this country, and I genuinely wish people would stop suggesting that whenever I express financial anxiety.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The Game Awards 2025 nominees announced

The Game Awards has announced its nominees for 2025, as selected by a global jury of more than 150 media publications and creator outlets.
The Game Awards 2025 nominees announced
The Game Awards has announced its nominees for 2025, as selected by a global jury of more than 150 media publications and creator outlets.
www.gematsu.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM