Jared Buckert
@jaredbuckert.bsky.social
I'm a homesteading gearhead with a fancy mustache who watches too much Star Trek.
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I won't be wearing it, I know that. $168? In this economy?
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I won't be wearing it, I know that. $168? In this economy?
Hey Chief, I already looked into rerouting power from the bar speakers. I'm not sure how he did it, but it looks like he tied into the warp engines of all the runabouts. It'll take us the better part of a week to cut through it all so we can shut them down.
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hey Chief, I already looked into rerouting power from the bar speakers. I'm not sure how he did it, but it looks like he tied into the warp engines of all the runabouts. It'll take us the better part of a week to cut through it all so we can shut them down.
I'm still waiting for my chili. Let's just hope I can get this cleaned up before-- No! Stop Roomba! STOP!
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm still waiting for my chili. Let's just hope I can get this cleaned up before-- No! Stop Roomba! STOP!
Such a giving woman. Always worried about others, even holographic s*x workers.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Such a giving woman. Always worried about others, even holographic s*x workers.
Does anyone know the ingredients? I'm allergic to Denobulan walnuts.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Does anyone know the ingredients? I'm allergic to Denobulan walnuts.
I was looking forward to the next chili day, but my bowl materialized 47 centimeters to the left of my table. I've never seen a bowl shatter like that. Somehow I have chili all over my quarters, but my uniform is still spotless.
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I was looking forward to the next chili day, but my bowl materialized 47 centimeters to the left of my table. I've never seen a bowl shatter like that. Somehow I have chili all over my quarters, but my uniform is still spotless.
Don't forget the tactical baby oil.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Don't forget the tactical baby oil.
Keiko said she was on her way up. She said something about replicating a... What was it? Oh right, big wad of singles. Whatever that means.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Keiko said she was on her way up. She said something about replicating a... What was it? Oh right, big wad of singles. Whatever that means.
I'm a little leery about the whole concept. I'm all for keeping the franchise alive though, so if this is what it takes to prevent another dark times, bring it on.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm a little leery about the whole concept. I'm all for keeping the franchise alive though, so if this is what it takes to prevent another dark times, bring it on.
Tactical, and useful in the event of a water landing.
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Tactical, and useful in the event of a water landing.
Well they're supposed to be. If not we better get to the infirmary.
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Well they're supposed to be. If not we better get to the infirmary.
Hey, wait... Woah, WOAH! Chief you left your quarters like that?!? You forgot your tactical dickey!
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hey, wait... Woah, WOAH! Chief you left your quarters like that?!? You forgot your tactical dickey!
I think the Kelvin films were a great way to reboot the franchise, but I don't think they leaned into it hard enough. Moving Discovery to the prime timeline was a mistake.
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think the Kelvin films were a great way to reboot the franchise, but I don't think they leaned into it hard enough. Moving Discovery to the prime timeline was a mistake.
I don't understand it either, but Keiko said you're all expected home tonight. Something about "more the merrier" and I thought I heard her saying something was "airtight"?
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't understand it either, but Keiko said you're all expected home tonight. Something about "more the merrier" and I thought I heard her saying something was "airtight"?
Uh... Chief... Just a heads up: all EV suits and life support belts are currently in a maintenance and repair lockdown. Best I can offer you for a breathing apparatus is a length of EPS conduit duct taped to a snorkel.
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Uh... Chief... Just a heads up: all EV suits and life support belts are currently in a maintenance and repair lockdown. Best I can offer you for a breathing apparatus is a length of EPS conduit duct taped to a snorkel.
Such a trippy episode. Like I know they're not our heroes and this story is honestly inconsequential, but it's still gut wrenching to watch them all liquify.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Such a trippy episode. Like I know they're not our heroes and this story is honestly inconsequential, but it's still gut wrenching to watch them all liquify.
Well there was that week where @quarkco.bsky.social was off station. Maybe we should have the station constabulary bring him in for questions?
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Well there was that week where @quarkco.bsky.social was off station. Maybe we should have the station constabulary bring him in for questions?
Or at least ChatGPT's version.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Or at least ChatGPT's version.
Pretty sure this isn't the real Chief. Quark must have hired that guy who made the @captainkiranerys.bsky.social holosuite program again.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pretty sure this isn't the real Chief. Quark must have hired that guy who made the @captainkiranerys.bsky.social holosuite program again.
The green one or the yellow one?
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The green one or the yellow one?
Was it served cold?
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Was it served cold?
He was probably thinking "one of them sucks a mean dick and the other is going to be the next president of the United States" just to wake up after election day and go "oops".
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
He was probably thinking "one of them sucks a mean dick and the other is going to be the next president of the United States" just to wake up after election day and go "oops".
I guess I'll cancel the install of the donut launching replicator next to the coffee Jacuzzi then. Ensign, where is the PADD we use to rescind equipment relocation orders?
What do you mean you dropped it in the Jacuzzi!?!
What do you mean you dropped it in the Jacuzzi!?!
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I guess I'll cancel the install of the donut launching replicator next to the coffee Jacuzzi then. Ensign, where is the PADD we use to rescind equipment relocation orders?
What do you mean you dropped it in the Jacuzzi!?!
What do you mean you dropped it in the Jacuzzi!?!