Jared Short
jaredshort.com
Jared Short
@jaredshort.com
Software, Woodworking, Gaming. AWS Hero.
Feeling so "memory" safe right now!
January 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Was playing with an intentionally under-trained model... and I think it circled back into self-aware.
January 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Fun early tidbit... AWS' fiber sensing tech means that when this cable cut happened, they dropped thirteen whole packets. The rest got re-routed.
December 12, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Here is an easy to navigate listing of the #reinvent YouTube videos, built by Chris Williams over at AWS. He added a feature to filter based on session level at my request, because I always find 300 / 400 level to be more helpful! reinvent2024.cwilliams.io
December 11, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I’m sad to announce that after it’s all over they made the #reinvent vomit comet flooring some totally boring static functional floor.
December 6, 2024 at 6:21 AM
20 years later, 1.5 million words from the man himself @jeffbarr.bsky.social … Happy 20th Birthday to the AWS blog. #reinvent
December 4, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Thanks Apple. I totally wasn’t aware how far away that session was until just now.
December 2, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I have the dumbest idea for a website, but redis was too slow. So anyways, writing my own purpose built in-memory database because why not. Initial pass is dangerously encouraging, 3 million ops per second. Throw in some unsafe fork() action, made snapshotting for persistence to disk easy.
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
November 19, 2024 at 9:59 PM
how I know this is going well...
November 19, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Some real sorting hat vibes. #TeamMauve
November 19, 2024 at 6:12 PM
20 million.
November 19, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Lol it does it for me, but it just smashes them all together in some amorphous blob.
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Update on www.emojirain.lol. Now it actually has raindrops to show emojis that were part of the same post.
November 19, 2024 at 4:18 AM
fixed the bug!
November 19, 2024 at 4:13 AM
got mine! 🤗
November 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Alright. Unlike the other two times I tried to switch… giving this a real go. #XtheX
November 19, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 16, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Me reading this right now at the diner…
November 16, 2024 at 3:14 PM
One of the most unexpected kinds of billing emails to get, but probably the best kind. @fly.io keeps being great!
November 2, 2024 at 1:58 PM
My day right now
November 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
AWS console keeps showing this and a QR code to me... given AWS usually tries to build stuff customers are asking for, can we conclude a non-trivial amount of people are click-opsing AWS from their phones?
November 1, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I was gonna be Santa and hand out candy from my bag to the neighborhood. It’s like 80 degrees out. So. We pivoted and it’s now beach Santa.
October 31, 2024 at 9:46 PM
October 31, 2024 at 7:42 PM