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The groom upset the videographer… with a little help from his friend.
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The groom upset the videographer… with a little help from his friend.
Confucius says the dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubricated
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Confucius says the dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubricated
You got the booby prize
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You got the booby prize
Add some deep heat to the hand wash, that should cut down on the inevitable fingerblasting
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Add some deep heat to the hand wash, that should cut down on the inevitable fingerblasting
Come again?
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Come again?
Sad to hear she’s kicked the bouquet…
October 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sad to hear she’s kicked the bouquet…
Life on Skid Row
September 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Life on Skid Row
I ejaculated on every European country and that’s why I’m banned from my local library
August 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I ejaculated on every European country and that’s why I’m banned from my local library
Miso horny
July 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Miso horny
Guessing none of your house lights work…
July 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Guessing none of your house lights work…
“And that kids, is how I met your mother”
July 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“And that kids, is how I met your mother”
“You’re duuuuuuuumped”
July 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
“You’re duuuuuuuumped”
PowerPint
July 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
PowerPint
The underfaker
May 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The underfaker
Let’s hope the smell isn’t spermanent
May 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Let’s hope the smell isn’t spermanent
Are you on the Pick-a-dicky line?
March 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Are you on the Pick-a-dicky line?
Is orange-ing of the skin another?
March 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Is orange-ing of the skin another?
5 seconds later:
a man hugging a german shepherd with the words hudson & rex on the bottom right
ALT: a man hugging a german shepherd with the words hudson & rex on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
5 seconds later:
Good luck trying to wrigley out of that predicament…
February 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Good luck trying to wrigley out of that predicament…
Couldn’t see the wood for the trees?
February 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Couldn’t see the wood for the trees?
Not going to lie, the first 8 words of this post had me thinking this story was going in a different direction…
February 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not going to lie, the first 8 words of this post had me thinking this story was going in a different direction…
“Once when I was backpacking around the foothills of mount tibidabo…”
February 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“Once when I was backpacking around the foothills of mount tibidabo…”
