JaseOfBase (RealSnarkLake)
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Takes so lukewarm you could bathe in them #AllForCincy https://www.youtube.com/@jaseofbase00
I’m about as left-leaning as they come on most things but I can see why so many people are turned off by leftists. Holy crap! Some of y’all are exhausting
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m about as left-leaning as they come on most things but I can see why so many people are turned off by leftists. Holy crap! Some of y’all are exhausting
Will we get 1,000 breathless posts about how the #USL is ruining the #USOC or nah? www.theblazingmusket.com/p/sources-20...
Sources: 2026 U.S. Open Cup Will Not Feature Full USL Participation
Multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket that the 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from USL Clubs.
www.theblazingmusket.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Will we get 1,000 breathless posts about how the #USL is ruining the #USOC or nah? www.theblazingmusket.com/p/sources-20...
I may not be an SID anymore but I’m still doing SID things
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I may not be an SID anymore but I’m still doing SID things
“MLS is feeling pressure from USL” might be one of the genuinely funniest things I’ve heard all week
Guesting on @mkickaround.bsky.social this morning. Saying all the things with Rob!
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MK Live! USL Calendar Change? Soccer Playoffs, International College Players + more
YouTube video by Morning Kickaround
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November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“MLS is feeling pressure from USL” might be one of the genuinely funniest things I’ve heard all week
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Sure, Apple dropped its 2027 opt-out clause, committed to 2029 and is going to pay MORE to MLS as part of the revised distribution deal with the league. It’s never been more obvious just how frustrated Tim Apple is with this deal. It’s a complete DISASTER!
By: MLS Moves
By: MLS Moves
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sure, Apple dropped its 2027 opt-out clause, committed to 2029 and is going to pay MORE to MLS as part of the revised distribution deal with the league. It’s never been more obvious just how frustrated Tim Apple is with this deal. It’s a complete DISASTER!
By: MLS Moves
By: MLS Moves
I used to be anti-fall/spring calendar for #MLS but the more I think about it, I've come around. Here's a thread on my thoughts.
Pros: You get important games away from football (NFL/CFB). More games will be played at the nicest part of the year for a good chunk of the country (Fall/Spring).
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Pros: You get important games away from football (NFL/CFB). More games will be played at the nicest part of the year for a good chunk of the country (Fall/Spring).
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November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I used to be anti-fall/spring calendar for #MLS but the more I think about it, I've come around. Here's a thread on my thoughts.
Pros: You get important games away from football (NFL/CFB). More games will be played at the nicest part of the year for a good chunk of the country (Fall/Spring).
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Pros: You get important games away from football (NFL/CFB). More games will be played at the nicest part of the year for a good chunk of the country (Fall/Spring).
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r/USMNT having a normal one
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
r/USMNT having a normal one
We have a winner in the NLI beer wars
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We have a winner in the NLI beer wars
MD and NJ are “willing” but I’m a Great Lakes and West Coast fan
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
MD and NJ are “willing” but I’m a Great Lakes and West Coast fan
I have hit my goal weight and I’m probably going to go past it. I’m skinnier now than I have been in 20 years
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I have hit my goal weight and I’m probably going to go past it. I’m skinnier now than I have been in 20 years
There goes my weekend #SubwayBuilder
October 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There goes my weekend #SubwayBuilder
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CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
I don't always get a migraine. But when I do, I can feel it brewing all day. It's going to be a rough night.
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I don't always get a migraine. But when I do, I can feel it brewing all day. It's going to be a rough night.
Fighting the urge to cash out one of my IRA's and finish my flight training
October 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fighting the urge to cash out one of my IRA's and finish my flight training
I'm going to a concert tonight but I'm already sleepy. Odds that I make it to the encore?
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm going to a concert tonight but I'm already sleepy. Odds that I make it to the encore?
Imagine going through the hoops to get into a service academy, busting your ass to move up the ranks, achieving the rank of flag officer, and then being ordered to fly 14 hours to hear some drunk give a TED talk. Followed by a senile pedo giving a speech encouraging war on your fellow citizens.
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Imagine going through the hoops to get into a service academy, busting your ass to move up the ranks, achieving the rank of flag officer, and then being ordered to fly 14 hours to hear some drunk give a TED talk. Followed by a senile pedo giving a speech encouraging war on your fellow citizens.
Doctor: We need you to come in for a test
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Doctor: We need you to come in for a test
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
The Reds are in the playoffs, baby!
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Reds are in the playoffs, baby!
Hear me out.
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hear me out.
Days like today, I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and encourage my younger self to stick with a different career choice. In an alternate universe, there's a Dr. Jase and/or a Captain Jase.
September 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Days like today, I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and encourage my younger self to stick with a different career choice. In an alternate universe, there's a Dr. Jase and/or a Captain Jase.
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yesterday, while it was raining, I looked out the window and said "we needed this". I'm officially middle aged. Anyone know if there are stores selling white New Balance?
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yesterday, while it was raining, I looked out the window and said "we needed this". I'm officially middle aged. Anyone know if there are stores selling white New Balance?
Is the rapture happening before my morning commute?
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Is the rapture happening before my morning commute?