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Jason Buck
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What’s your spaghetti policy here?
“Hey ChatGPT, where does the food go?”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Nothing I love more than ripping off 5 sets of 10 wearing a suit in the middle of Concourse G at MSP after housing 3 glasses of cheap SkyClub Prosecco.
Trump Cabinet officials Sean P. Duffy and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. did pull-ups and introduced the $1 billion “Make Travel Family Friendly Again” initiative.

The federal funding will be used to improve the passenger experience at airports. https://wapo.st/48WPKSO
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s not the mash-up that we wanted, but it’s the mash-up we deserve
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Put huge Tariffs on Chinese goods, China no buy soybeans, bailout Argentina, Argentina sells soybeans below market price to China, U.S. farm bankruptcies reach 10 year high, use Tariff revenue to bailout farmers because of Tariffs on Chinese goods. Communism, but more steps.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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“Fuck, I’m cold.”

-Me, for the next 4 months
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just came back from a week abroad
Bad Place GIF
ALT: Bad Place GIF
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
2005 Grammy Award winning Hip-hop sensation Ludacris is doing scammy automobile extended warranty commercials which means it’s time for Millennials to schedule our first colonoscopy.
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Would be wild if $NFLX acquiring $WBD marks the top like AOL/Time Warner in 2000.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
a/s/l?
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Dilly Bar weather today #SkiUMah
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Mall of America's recipe for success includes an amusement park, pop-up stores, weddings and raves. Can local malls take a page from the country's largest shopping center?
Come for the roller coaster, stay for the shops: Can malls be fun again?
Mall of America's recipe for success includes an amusement park, pop-up stores, weddings and raves. Can local malls take a page from the country's largest shopping center?
n.pr
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Where are we on having markets close at 12 PM CT every day?
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You just died

The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you

A giant chunk of red meat. (Yeah that tracks)
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What, you need to leave your house to Sauna?
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Fuck, I’m cold.”

-Me, for the next 4 months
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
***Slams Laptop Shut***

Officially in let’s circle back until after the holidays* to all who celebrate*

*4th of July Holidays
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“Oh Danny, this isn’t Russia. Is this Russia?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
$NVDA doing stock promotes like some ShitCo fraud was not on my bingo card.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
$NVDA doing stock promotes like some ShitCo fraud was not on my bingo card.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“How’s JJ McCarthy looking?” #Vikings #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
At least we’ll always have this classic #Vikings #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM