Most of us aren't oblivious enough to be Constitutional Law Professors

"My Pontius won't Pilate itself, babe"

Jesus Died pretty Hard, when you think about it

If i had to peer edit this paper in middle school, I would have pulled my teacher aside and asked them what the hell I was supposed to do. The fact that this came from a college junior is BLEAK

If you're shopping for the fervent anti-capitalist or exhausted office worker in your life (maybe they're the same person?) consider I AM NOT A WOLF

It was part of the Vulture's Best of 2021 coverage and its about how office jobs are an act of violence upon the world itself. It's also very funny.

That's what friendship is all about

Is this the evolution of 90s paid programming for vacuum cleaners

I remember a Wisconsin-Illinois game where Illinois wore orange at home and forgot to tell Wisconsin, so there were like 20 combined turnovers in the first half

Wisconsin and Minnesota played offense like they were wearing burgundy and red

Don't Forget Jordan McNair

He has too much honor for that

Also for what it's worth these people are not 'hiking,' they are preening on a hiking trail, which scans with how they feel about writing and generally interacting with other people

Kidding, land grant school alums like to rib each other, but we're not Knives Out outtakes like elite private school graduates

Arizona and ASU should play for An Accredited Major