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Jason T. Kocher
@jasontkocher.bsky.social
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A Cup of Tea. Curious. Some Kind of Comedian.

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Ok. Had to go all the way to Yonkers for this special thermal paste, it's gonna be worth it for this awesome PC build.
September 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I'm trying to place this guy from "War of the Roses" as a standup comedian or comedy writer who would appear on-screen from the 80s/90s. Even if it's not him, who am I thinking of?
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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TODAY! COME TO GO ONCE!
GUTFUDUM COMEDY Presents: Duck Duck Duck
Young Ethel's South Slope Brooklyn
8/17, Show Starts at 6:30pm. FREE
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August 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Get Your FREE Tickets www.eventbrite.com/e/gutfudum-c...

GUTFUDUM COMEDY Presents: Duck Duck Duck
8/17 Show Starts @ 6:30pm
Young Ethel's - Brooklyn NY
August 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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It's officially @rtrspodcast.bsky.social night at the Yankees vs. Cubs game.
#surfside
July 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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My favorite thing at the Yankees game. They REALLY want you to take that souvenir cup with you.
July 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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As a minimalist minarchist, I'd like to thank Indivisible and NYC for putting on such a lovely protest. #nokings
June 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I'm glad I went to the #nokings protest, but it was hell trying to get a limo afterwards.
June 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I was just trying to take a picture of my crotch, but yes... I saw "Glengarry Glen Ross".
May 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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OMG! that third act when Glen Garry cuts off Glen Ross's head and yells, "There can be only one!"

ELECTRIC! ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC!
May 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Rough week, but at least I finished my PowerPoint for my hair appointment on Saturday.
May 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Can someone shave me to look like Bowie from the "I'm Afraid of Americans" music video?

I'm also expecting the shaving to result in the same wardrobe.
David Bowie from the "I'm Afraid of Americans" music video OR me, if expertly shaved.
April 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This is the guitar I'm using to learn "Welcome Back' by John Sebastian. Such a uniquely fun song to play and sing.
#welcomebackkotter #GUTFUDUM
A blue and red Hondo electric guitar with dangerous bangs...and a cute plushie Batman sitting in one of its angles.
March 31, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Bats and Land Pig watching the Severance Season 2 Finale.
A cute plushie Batman and a cute plushie pig in a shark costume bathes in the glow of the Severance Season 2 Finale.
March 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Land Pig
Candygram... Plumber... UNICEF...

It's been a long time since I emptied the Sugarloaf Claw Machine at the Nazareth Laneco...but I've still got it.
A cute plushie pig in a shark costume.
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Bats watching a tense moment in an episode of Slow Horses (Farty Columbo) from behind a pillow.
A cute plushie Batman (Bats) watching a tense moment in an episode of Slow Horses (Farty Columbo) from behind a pillow.
March 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Die Frau ohne Schatten
No, not THAT Die Frau ohne Schatten
by Jason T. Kocher
#GUTFUDUM
It's not for you. Enjoy.
Greens, purples, yellows and reds overlap around a see-through man with the body of a guitar, a hat on a head, a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac poster and a cute little time-travelling cloud-radish.
March 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I made plans. And they came together.
#GUTFUDUM
Two intrepid explorers above an NYC Ferry. A precious Hohner harmonica from Thea Grant. A new cutting board and shaving cream bowl, both slathered in spoon butter. A bottle of Nat Cool Red Wine that did not make my Scrabble loss more palatable.
February 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I drank this whole bottle and still lost at Scrabble, so this wine is shit...
#GUTFUDUM #Baga
A bottle of NAT COOL red wine in the foreground of a Scrabble board.
February 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Easiest Super Bowl of My Life
#gobirds #eagles #princess
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Allez les Oiseaux
#gobirds
February 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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This arcade is the absolute best place to get cornered and menaced at the New York City Port Authority Bus Terminal. I give it 1 star. #GUTFUDUM
The storefront of an arcade at the New York City Port Authority Bus Terminal.
February 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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This billboard is fascinating. There is nothing that explicitly connects it to a law firm, but one is forced to imagine that the client's pride waned so much that they filed a lawsuit against the NY Jets, forcing the viewer to implicitly understand the intent of the ad.
#GUTFUDUM
A billboard for Morgan & Morgan, Proud Partner of the New York Jets.
February 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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USE & CARE
GUTFUDUM.com
It's Not For You.
Enjoy.
#GUTFUDUM
January 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Postgame Celebration with Panini, Wine and Espresso.
...ciao...
#gobirds
Snowy street scene as seen from within a cafe.
January 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM