Jasper Bird
@jasperbird.bsky.social
Social media amateur. I post about what I want, when I want -- but expect a lot of furries, Kamen Rider, and EDM.
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good for you Darkrai
March 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
good for you Darkrai
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March 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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i love how offended mario sounds when you go to select versus
March 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i love how offended mario sounds when you go to select versus
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"DIE you son of a bitch DIE!" Tails said, he said it so coldly, that it made Sonic's quills go up and shiver. Tails then emptied the gun into Robotnik, while yelling.
March 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"DIE you son of a bitch DIE!" Tails said, he said it so coldly, that it made Sonic's quills go up and shiver. Tails then emptied the gun into Robotnik, while yelling.
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Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
March 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
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konami dropped metal gear solid 2 and less than a week later they were like "y'know what? let's keep this momentum going. frogger the great quest"
March 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
konami dropped metal gear solid 2 and less than a week later they were like "y'know what? let's keep this momentum going. frogger the great quest"
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*personal recorder click* spy supervillain themed sports bar called Smithereens. looks like secret lair built into a volcano, all the waitresses wearing bond girl catsuits, martinis, explosive death ray fired off when it's someone's birthday. slogan "COME GET BLASTED AT SMITHEREENS", etc *click*
March 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*personal recorder click* spy supervillain themed sports bar called Smithereens. looks like secret lair built into a volcano, all the waitresses wearing bond girl catsuits, martinis, explosive death ray fired off when it's someone's birthday. slogan "COME GET BLASTED AT SMITHEREENS", etc *click*
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idk super mario siblings for the nes or smthing
February 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
idk super mario siblings for the nes or smthing
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Artists feel pressured to make new art too quickly at the moment. Normalise artists fucking disappearing for months. Just walk off into the woods for a year and come back with a single sketch. It’s good for you
March 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Artists feel pressured to make new art too quickly at the moment. Normalise artists fucking disappearing for months. Just walk off into the woods for a year and come back with a single sketch. It’s good for you
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Y’all please reward the movie crew and Ketchup entertainment by going to see The Day the Earth Blew Up. This movie getting more love is how Coyote Vs Acme gets a release.
Coyote Vs Acme lives! Deadline just revealed that Warner Bros has started talks to sell the film to Ketchup Entertainment, the studio that released The Day the Earth Blew Up. I never thought we'd see the day but I am so happy! Hope this actually manages to get out!
March 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Y’all please reward the movie crew and Ketchup entertainment by going to see The Day the Earth Blew Up. This movie getting more love is how Coyote Vs Acme gets a release.
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guy who's only seen Boss Baby seeing his second movie: what the heck is this? this is unlike anything i've ever seen before. however, it is presented in the same format as boss baby
March 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
guy who's only seen Boss Baby seeing his second movie: what the heck is this? this is unlike anything i've ever seen before. however, it is presented in the same format as boss baby
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whatever *fires a beam that sweeps across an area and makes a string of explosions a few seconds later*
March 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
whatever *fires a beam that sweeps across an area and makes a string of explosions a few seconds later*
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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big fan of written word. im a sentence enjoyer
March 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
big fan of written word. im a sentence enjoyer
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The next Pokémon region is CRUGMU, a LABYRINTH of enormous size to which the CONDEMNED are banished
🎊 Ｐｏｋéｆａｎｓ ｒｏｃｋ！！🎊
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🎊 Ｐｏｋéｆａｎｓ ｒｏｃｋ！！🎊
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March 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The next Pokémon region is CRUGMU, a LABYRINTH of enormous size to which the CONDEMNED are banished
🎊 Ｐｏｋéｆａｎｓ ｒｏｃｋ！！🎊
🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿
🎊 Ｐｏｋéｆａｎｓ ｒｏｃｋ！！🎊
🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿
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well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers
March 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers
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hey you guys should use this site even when the nazi propaganda AI scraping consent manufacturing dog shit website is up too. just an idea
March 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
hey you guys should use this site even when the nazi propaganda AI scraping consent manufacturing dog shit website is up too. just an idea
