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🔞 Jasper 🔞

@jasperwheart.bsky.social

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27 years old. Hellaverse fan. Professional Moxxie simp. PFP by @yepthefanart I occasionally write on https://archiveofourown.org/users/JasperWildheart. Minors DNI

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 23d

What's that? Moxxie day is over? Too bad it's actually Moxxie day every day. I wanted to write a quick little one shot after the last short where Moxxie really sits down with his feelings about Crimson.

#HelluvaBossfanfic #Moxxie #HelluvaBoss

archiveofourown.org/works/70888311

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 17h

Oh no don’t tell me they have pins too. My wallet can only take so much abuse

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 20h

We never skip Welcome to Heaven in this house

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 23h

One thing about Moxxie that I know in my heart is canon is that he can field strip and reassemble just about any weapon in under ten seconds.

I want to see him get a hold of a targets gun before completely disassembling it and tossing it aside without even breaking eye contact

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 23h

Moxxie has an encyclopedic knowledge of firearms and theater. Stolas is intimately familiar with legal issues. Blitz is incredibly insightful when it comes to people. Millie has incredible deductive capabilities. And Loona is incredibly gifted with magic.

They’re all intelligent in different ways.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 23h

I really dislike the idea that there is a “smartest” member of IMP. Intelligence is not something that is easily quantified.

While Moxxie and Stolas likely have had the most formal education we’ve seen the rest of IMP display impressive intelligence that is worthy of praise.

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

I’m trying to think of a man who isnt a whore and I legitimately can’t. Is my brain broken?

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

Expiration dates have always been largely arbitrary and most of the time massively underestimate how long foods last before spoiling. If it looks and smells fine it probably is.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

Millie ignored Striker because to her he was just like every other dime a dozen hypermasculine farm hand she’d known growing up. Arrogant dudebros who’d try to woo her and would be long gone soon.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

This moment is where I realized that one of Viv’s strengths as a writer is her ability to subvert common narrative tropes to great effect. She’s done it so much and more people should talk about it.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

No it’s the other episode I never shut up about

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

Every few days I think about THAT scene in Helluva Boss that I refuse to shut up about and uncover some new revelation and I become enraged. Not because I think the writing is bad (quite the opposite) but because I have been forced to watch the fandom miss the point so goddamn hard so goddamn often.

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

They match each other’s freak so good

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 2d

#👑💖

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 2d

Red why do you keep saying things that are true but also hurt me? What have I done to deserve this?

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 2d

Like I wanna shove him into a locker but I also want to stick my tongue down his throat at the same time ya know?

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone else get the overwhelming urge to bully the shit out of Baxter before aggressively making out with him?

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offectea.bsky.social @offectea.bsky.social · 2d

Moxxie in bunny suit

#moxxie #helluvaboss #fanart #nsfw

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 2d

Most people won’t say “I believe we should censor media.” But they will say “You’re allowed to read those things but I’m allowed to think you’re weird” instead.

They’re nosy busybodies who love censorship and want to ostracize people for privately engaging in media they think is taboo.

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

I want him to be so mean to me 😍

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🧡🎃Speedy Draws🎃🖤 @yepthefanart.bsky.social · 3d

Have some Moxxie on your timeline ✨💕

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

Post a meme made by you

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 4d

I’m just imagining Charlie getting really upset at the idea of being considered a dictator.

Charlie in between tearful sobs: “They think I’m a fascist? I don’t control the railways or the flow of commerce.”

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 4d

Don’t mind me just thinking about how Moxxie probably thinks he ruined Millie’s anniversary. Also that line about his “unsatisfied bride” probably hurt him a lot

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RoH @hoo27.bsky.social · 5d

#HazbinHotel

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 4d

He’s such an awkward drunk loser. I need him

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