Jaune DOA ☠️🥀
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀
@jaunedoa.bsky.social
CAUTION: This person wants to SCREAM about US politics ALL. THE. TIME. Do NOT get them started unless you have free time. And earplugs. Otherwise, they're friendly AF. 💖

Call me He/Him/She/Her/They/Them•AL•Ishmael•Surely•Anytime•Friend
We live in a world where #StephenMiller is married, so I guess literally anyone can find love.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Color me skeptical, but #RFKJr also says we should eat roadkill even tho a parasitic worm ate part of his brain. And #POoTUS didn't consider that a bar to appointing him. "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen."

Yeah. I'm really tired of this timeline.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Both were excellent 👌
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
And I play SO MUCH Pokémon GO with my local community ;-)
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I enjoy garbage/trash/crumb quilting. I actually find meticulous cutting and matching points mildly stressful. So I just match tiny scraps with other scraps with the same length until I have bigger scraps. Eventually, they're large enough for me to make blankets/beds for animal rescues ❤️
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Off to re-watch Life of Brian now...
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Yogurt macramé? Tell me more... I have a recipe for gelatin based yarn that works well. Here's where I found it www.eat-the-evidence.com/gummy/flexib...
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This will help, trust me. It's not too bad! Also, #AlFranken has some hot dish recipes that are quite the deal!
youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0?...
How To Talk Minnesotan | Full Length Film
YouTube video by Twin Cities PBS
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
...Hang in there, God, we're praying 4 ya.
Well... *I* don't pray.. but a lotta folks do. And some, i assume, are good people.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
...my stress level by # of squares. There have been a lot of blankets lately.

Also, four different prescription medications, as usual. With Atarax sprinkles when needed. I have to control my body's neurotransmitters just to get to baseline neurotypical anxiety.
..
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
...scraps were left over. I asked people to send me theirs, rather than throw em in trash & ended up w 7 garbage bags of them. When stressed I sew small squares out of them and sew to old towels using batches of 20 or so, then donate them to local animal shelters. My fam can always tell...
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I achieve mild relaxation through stitching tiny, awkwardly-shaped pieces of fabric together. Not quilting, because lining stuff up perfectly isn't relaxing to me. I started after the peak of Covid masks became available again. People like me were making them in large numbers but a lot of...
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Enjoy this brief English language lesson from Gallagher
youtube.com/shorts/2gTx8...
Is the English Language Dumb? Its a Challenge 🤣 #Gallagher 🤣 #funny #comedy #entertainment #shorts
YouTube video by Sacred Gypsy🔱
youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wish I could boycott CBS more than once
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Dagnabit- just reread my reply. Was supposed to say "GeesEN". Auto Crack is wrong so frackin often.

Btw their babies are Goslings, but if there's just one of them it's called a Ryan.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You people can't even comprehend my pain. Once this entered my brain I was no longer able to remember what music was like before and now my brain adds songs like this one into a hellish, agonizing playlist. But pretty catchy.
youtu.be/pxDgQJBVJxg?...
WHAT DOES THE FAX SAY? (North Korea Ylvis The Fox Parody Music Video HD)
YouTube video by Tobuscus
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
*technically* more than one moose isn't grouped by a collective noun. They are referred to as Moose, Also Moose, Also Also Moose, etc.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Make
Ankles
Great
Again
🧢
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and call this social *networking* since it's people telling everyone what *they* think rather than telling *me* what *I* should think. I get actual facts from APNews & Reuters when I need them. That's where "media" gets their facts before they spin them.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Mongeese. And I will die on this hill.

Wait..

Is it Mongi?
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." ~ #POoTUS #autism
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'll do it! I'll just ask Grok to design something that's even uglier & vastly more expensive to build. The inner-workings will be largely comprised of cobalt and lithium and the exterior mostly magnesium and phosphorus. And it'll check your stock portfolio and social media before it will start
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
..when the people who have taken charge are willing to use violence. I'm very, very glad you're able to find digital passage to some kind of freedom ❤️
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM