I'll be deep in the ground before I recognise the Oxford comma as superfluous

A jacket on a night out (Northern England)

To be fair, he's being criticised by an entire establishment who thought Putin would be nice if they charged him bribes for two decades, and all that achieved was a corrupted Met, judiciary, and house of Parliament and then more war. A credulous position on Russia is the mark of government minister

The most Welsh person, maybe ever

Also, for the sake of phonemics can we all agree that using the word "ram" instead of sheep is the way to go

Some man for one man!

I must have missed the episode in the Crown where the writers sympathetically present Lizzy's facilitation and cover up of Andrew's terrible crimes against women

Me insisting yer man batters and fries the wrap for me

Desperate attempts to protect the monarchy from the bad PR in an obvious flaw that not only can we not get rid of a king, we can't even get rid of the zoo of weird hangers on that stretches for tiles across a scrabble board-shaped family tree

Counter point: with detailed itineraries, security, and intelligence, the Royal family knew about his actions and victims for decades and did nothing until it became public knowledge.

To be Royal is to have better expected of you, and that includes his family. They have not lived up to this.

"Anything is simple when you don't understand it", is a stock repsonse of mine, and I wish it wasn't such a courageous act to utter it while leading a party.

The same bozos who explain away genocide as "actually very complicated" reject the same line being applied to complex biology