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JaytheOstrich
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Canadian Neeblet, gamer, layabout, ostrich in a bad human suit. #WorldPeace #Diptitinmilk
Oh, I can guess why.
Important message to the military: no one is above the law, and illegal directives must be rejected. Why is this controversial for Trump and MAGA? 🤔
Democrats’ ‘Unlawful Order’ Video Strikes A Nerve
A new breed of unapologetic, mercilessly on-message Democrats rise to the moment
thinkbigpicture.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
...are you guys SURE that MFK Jr. isn't just undead? I mean....
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
..they idolized them??
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They takin er hersers! Yeah, it's definitely not equity corporations.
And we have a pet shortage, too, I’ll bet! By the way, you claim over a million self-deported. But housing costs keep going up.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Meaning he will be awarding Elon Musk or some other tech billionaire another trillion dollars now to 'develop' one over a couple years?
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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The key thing about generative AI is that it is used by people who don't give a fuck about the output, and can't be fucked to learn.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reason 297593874 why you should NEVER take Republicans at what they say.
You are here.
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
THIS is why society is collapsing into itself. Jeebus Crap, what stupidity. Mirkins in 2025? WHY?
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Oh, NOW they're concerned about screaming and assaulting officers, huh? Only 5 years too late, Mr. Johnson.
big fucking deal. i berate officers all the time for sport & i welcome the more normie dems to this time honored tradition.
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
October 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
New MAGA slogan: "The war crimes will continue until morale improves!"
October 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Still raising money for Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walk on October 25th. If you could share this, I would greatly appreciate it.

If you feel like donating, my link is below.

Thanks!! 💖💖💖
Making Strides Against Breast Cancer
I joined Making Strides Against Breast Cancer to fight breast cancer. Support me with a donation and you'll be helping the American Cancer Society fund breakthrough breast cancer research, free rides ...
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October 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
As Chuck Shumer slid down the conveyor to the wood chipper, he blinked back a tear at the strongly worded letters he'd written to the White House that where incinerated unopened. on arrival. They were real zingers.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
So, just for the record, once the US splinters and the government is in shambles, OR once Rump is hung for treason, I hereby call 'DIBS' on all golden toilets in Mar-A-Lago OR the White House property. I hear they're pretty swanky, and can even flush a BOX full of government paperwork, at a time.
October 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Gee, let's spend 6 months 'both sides'ing this to see if it SHOULD be a crime. Sigh.
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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To my Lupus, chronic illness, chronic pain, cancer survivors, rare diseases & disability communities:

NEVER FORGET: WE'RE NOT DATA, WE'RE FLESH & BLOOD! YOUR LIFE IS VALUED OFF THE CHARTS! 🙏💜
September 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Well, at least all the generals get to go home with a funky new tattoo, kind of a bent +, and a small hole right beside their eyeball.
September 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Funny how the chyron or whatever you call it says the exact OPPOSITE of what Tucker was saying.. "Candy in sexy shoes is highly offensive", while he was saying 'The M&M isn't fuckable anymore!'
i feel like i'm insane when i'm the only one who remembers Tucker's brown M&M monologue
September 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
September 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What a steal!
It cost $0 to repost my mspaint art 🎨
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Imagine me of all people criticizing an owl for not putting pants on. Who Do You Think You Are?!

A HYPOCRITE. That's who I am. 🪶
September 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Remember, USA: EVERYTHING the GOP or MAGA do is a hostile act towards YOU. ALL of you.
September 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
September 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hey, if we're lucky, the Kraken will come for him and take him to Davy Jones' locker for us.
August 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM