Jane McLoughlin
@jbmcloughlin.bsky.social
Writer of Gothic suspense, psychological thrillers, and other crime. The Perfect Couple, Lume/Joffe out March, 24.
Any chance that this is just a parody? No one is that stupid, surely?
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Any chance that this is just a parody? No one is that stupid, surely?
Playing at the Old Vic from January. Come on over.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Playing at the Old Vic from January. Come on over.
He's a recent convert to Catholicism; no dodgy practices involving children there.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He's a recent convert to Catholicism; no dodgy practices involving children there.
Same. I could make names, outline events, recall precise details.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Same. I could make names, outline events, recall precise details.
The racism is baked in to some extent, but the press has smelled taint, and may no longer be so willing to accommodate him or treat him as a charming bad boy.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The racism is baked in to some extent, but the press has smelled taint, and may no longer be so willing to accommodate him or treat him as a charming bad boy.
Excellent. Congratulations, Fleur!
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Excellent. Congratulations, Fleur!
He really picked the wrong insult.
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
He really picked the wrong insult.
Why don't they just laugh at him? I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Why don't they just laugh at him? I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
50 years ago Telegraph readers were young, so their bones didn't ache. I guess that counts as "better". Oh, and booze and fags were pretty cheap.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
50 years ago Telegraph readers were young, so their bones didn't ache. I guess that counts as "better". Oh, and booze and fags were pretty cheap.
I did know that. So cool!
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I did know that. So cool!
I want to be the official Bluesky Scold, if there's a job going, although it would mostly be a case of self-flagellation. Will definitely be reading a lot this November, as it already seems darker than past years. Great idea!
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I want to be the official Bluesky Scold, if there's a job going, although it would mostly be a case of self-flagellation. Will definitely be reading a lot this November, as it already seems darker than past years. Great idea!
Please don't make me pity him.
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Please don't make me pity him.
There are no "safe" spaces for women that are made less safe by the inclusion of trans women. Cis men are the danger. D'uh.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
There are no "safe" spaces for women that are made less safe by the inclusion of trans women. Cis men are the danger. D'uh.
Although, weirdly, they look like they could be his kids.
October 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Although, weirdly, they look like they could be his kids.
I think you mean Barack Hussein Obama, and his sinister ability to sprint down stairs.
October 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I think you mean Barack Hussein Obama, and his sinister ability to sprint down stairs.
Same for me, unthieving bastards!
October 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Same for me, unthieving bastards!
Great fodder for other comedians, though.
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Great fodder for other comedians, though.
Looks fascinating, as does the test of the magazine. Congratulations!
September 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Looks fascinating, as does the test of the magazine. Congratulations!
The iron-clad Boris Johnson promise always holds.
September 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The iron-clad Boris Johnson promise always holds.
Yes, we all need to pull those sad faces for the cameras and talk about how "devastated" we are.
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Yes, we all need to pull those sad faces for the cameras and talk about how "devastated" we are.