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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Guy at Primus concert: It’s almost like heavier than heavy music. Because it’s so challenging.
Primus:
I’m a real funny bunny, and I know you’ll be my honey, when I put on my big wig and preen,
That hunter got a shock, when I went and called him doc, and started munching beta-carotene. YIPPEE!
Primus:
I’m a real funny bunny, and I know you’ll be my honey, when I put on my big wig and preen,
That hunter got a shock, when I went and called him doc, and started munching beta-carotene. YIPPEE!
September 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Guy at Primus concert: It’s almost like heavier than heavy music. Because it’s so challenging.
Primus:
I’m a real funny bunny, and I know you’ll be my honey, when I put on my big wig and preen,
That hunter got a shock, when I went and called him doc, and started munching beta-carotene. YIPPEE!
Primus:
I’m a real funny bunny, and I know you’ll be my honey, when I put on my big wig and preen,
That hunter got a shock, when I went and called him doc, and started munching beta-carotene. YIPPEE!
well they
blew up the biological shield last night
now they
blew up the sarcophagus too
blew up the biological shield last night
now they
blew up the sarcophagus too
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
well they
blew up the biological shield last night
now they
blew up the sarcophagus too
blew up the biological shield last night
now they
blew up the sarcophagus too
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December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
my favorite moment on the jawbreaker album bivouac is in the song bivouac when the guy yells "bivouac"
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
my favorite moment on the jawbreaker album bivouac is in the song bivouac when the guy yells "bivouac"
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"for the first time ever, our color of the year is white" for fuck's sake will this pathetic nonsense ever end
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"for the first time ever, our color of the year is white" for fuck's sake will this pathetic nonsense ever end
The Thing is an '80s movie that is set apart by its lack of fucking around. no tedious suburban family relationship whatnot to fill time. no stupid unnecessary pop songs. just straight extreme uneasiness, morricone's synthesizers, and horrifying shit.
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Thing is an '80s movie that is set apart by its lack of fucking around. no tedious suburban family relationship whatnot to fill time. no stupid unnecessary pop songs. just straight extreme uneasiness, morricone's synthesizers, and horrifying shit.
the first attempt looks like madeline kahn allthatsinteresting.com/immaculate-c...
Botched Restoration Of 17th-Century Spanish Painting Turns Virgin Mary's Face Into A Blob
After this disastrous restoration, art experts are calling on Spanish lawmakers to start regulating who can call themselves a restorer.
allthatsinteresting.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the first attempt looks like madeline kahn allthatsinteresting.com/immaculate-c...
our economy is based on leaf blowers and murder
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
our economy is based on leaf blowers and murder
all presidents look at what their predecessors got away with and go from there. there will not be any future tearing down of anything built as the replacement of the east wing by any member of any party. book. it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
all presidents look at what their predecessors got away with and go from there. there will not be any future tearing down of anything built as the replacement of the east wing by any member of any party. book. it.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if the fajitas are found on the order
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if the fajitas are found on the order
saying no to my dog over and over to the tune of also sprach zarathustra. he's very mad
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
saying no to my dog over and over to the tune of also sprach zarathustra. he's very mad
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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general grievous but he's retired and dressed like henry fonda in on golden pond and all his lightsabers are fishing poles
July 28, 2024 at 12:30 PM
general grievous but he's retired and dressed like henry fonda in on golden pond and all his lightsabers are fishing poles
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
excalibur? more like sexcalibur, right
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
excalibur? more like sexcalibur, right
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In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
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Once again we must conclude that our ruling class is dumb, gross and smelly.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Once again we must conclude that our ruling class is dumb, gross and smelly.