James Dean
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James Dean
@jddean.bsky.social
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“If this offends you, maybe you NEED to be offended!”-comedian during an impromptu set at a child’s funeral.
January 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The religious sect that believes only those with moisturized skin will enter the kingdom of heaven are known as jojoba’s witnesses
December 19, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Dr. Oz is on the record stating that uninsured people don’t have the right to health but he would propose 15 minute screenings for them in a “festival-like setting”

I would love for him to remember that during the French Revolution, guillotine executions were held in a “festival-like setting”
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 AM
This shit needs to be leaked posthaste
Just absorbing the fact that the first order of business in the new QAnon-inflected MAGA Republican era is to demand that Congress bury its report on sex trafficking and drug allegations against a Republican member of Congress who they're trying to promote to higher office.
November 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—
November 3, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
It’s shitty but strategic and I get it.
As you read reports of Jack Smith’s plans to resign before he’s fired, please keep a couple of things in mind. First, if he didn’t step aside and was fired, we would never get to see his final report. 1/
November 13, 2024 at 5:28 PM