Amanda Robertson
@jeanclaudegoshdarn.bsky.social
Taekwondo attempter | Morgenmuffel | Contributor at Eastern Kicks
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Fuck yeah!! See, the Yung Team knows what's up!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Fuck yeah!! See, the Yung Team knows what's up!!
Couldn't have kept it like this last week lads?!
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Couldn't have kept it like this last week lads?!
So happy my guy Bernhardt is the lead. He doesn't just get to show off his action skills (we know those are top tier) he also gets to show how great he's gotten as an actor.
He actually gets more to play with and manages to make Deathstalker, who is an absolute prick of a man, funny and charming.
He actually gets more to play with and manages to make Deathstalker, who is an absolute prick of a man, funny and charming.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So happy my guy Bernhardt is the lead. He doesn't just get to show off his action skills (we know those are top tier) he also gets to show how great he's gotten as an actor.
He actually gets more to play with and manages to make Deathstalker, who is an absolute prick of a man, funny and charming.
He actually gets more to play with and manages to make Deathstalker, who is an absolute prick of a man, funny and charming.
Doubt this will be surprising to anyone but Deathstalker really exceeded my expectations. Funny, earnest, great action, super game cast, definitely made by people who love fantasy and sword + sorcery.
Looks fantastic, the creatures and practical effects are so well done. And there's so many!
Looks fantastic, the creatures and practical effects are so well done. And there's so many!
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Doubt this will be surprising to anyone but Deathstalker really exceeded my expectations. Funny, earnest, great action, super game cast, definitely made by people who love fantasy and sword + sorcery.
Looks fantastic, the creatures and practical effects are so well done. And there's so many!
Looks fantastic, the creatures and practical effects are so well done. And there's so many!
I don't wanna say a lot about Flush, I think you just need to dive right in. Pretty bleak and nasty but does have a good, if a little twisted, sense of humour. Great use of one, very small location too.
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I don't wanna say a lot about Flush, I think you just need to dive right in. Pretty bleak and nasty but does have a good, if a little twisted, sense of humour. Great use of one, very small location too.
Vampire Zombies from Space is a fun 'we made this with 5 bucks on our free weekends' little film. Clearly made with a lot of love and reverence for Cold War sci-fi. Daft as fuck with a fully game cast.
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Vampire Zombies from Space is a fun 'we made this with 5 bucks on our free weekends' little film. Clearly made with a lot of love and reverence for Cold War sci-fi. Daft as fuck with a fully game cast.
Leeds Film Fest's Night of the Dead was one the best times I've had at a fest, fantastic audience and atmosphere! Genuinely surprised I managed an all nighter. My old, perimenopausal ass can barely handle past 10pm these days.
Anyways here's me at 11 last night. Will not be showing this morning 😬😬
Anyways here's me at 11 last night. Will not be showing this morning 😬😬
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Leeds Film Fest's Night of the Dead was one the best times I've had at a fest, fantastic audience and atmosphere! Genuinely surprised I managed an all nighter. My old, perimenopausal ass can barely handle past 10pm these days.
Anyways here's me at 11 last night. Will not be showing this morning 😬😬
Anyways here's me at 11 last night. Will not be showing this morning 😬😬
It's finally tiiiiiiime 😍
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It's finally tiiiiiiime 😍
Tina Romero's Queens of the Dead is a super funny, gory, homage filled great time. Fits into her dad's world really easily.
More Katy O'Brien please!!
More Katy O'Brien please!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tina Romero's Queens of the Dead is a super funny, gory, homage filled great time. Fits into her dad's world really easily.
More Katy O'Brien please!!
More Katy O'Brien please!!
All you lovely folks are seeing Deathstalker and I can't yet. I'm not jealous at all. Nope. Not one ounce.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
All you lovely folks are seeing Deathstalker and I can't yet. I'm not jealous at all. Nope. Not one ounce.
Adored the way it used light and shadow too, a really gorgeous mix of post apocalyptic and particularly gothic scenery. Feels like a world that God just gave up on but it still struggled on regardless. Truly stunning.
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Adored the way it used light and shadow too, a really gorgeous mix of post apocalyptic and particularly gothic scenery. Feels like a world that God just gave up on but it still struggled on regardless. Truly stunning.
I think I'm still processing the whole thing but I watched Angel's Egg for the first time on Tue and have been thinking about it since. It's a really heartbreaking, surreal and poignant film filled with a lot of (for me) particularly religious symbolism.
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I think I'm still processing the whole thing but I watched Angel's Egg for the first time on Tue and have been thinking about it since. It's a really heartbreaking, surreal and poignant film filled with a lot of (for me) particularly religious symbolism.
Safe House is a fun concept with over-edited action over edited but it kept me entertained.
I do enjoy watching Lewis Tan too, man can MOVE!
I do enjoy watching Lewis Tan too, man can MOVE!
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Safe House is a fun concept with over-edited action over edited but it kept me entertained.
I do enjoy watching Lewis Tan too, man can MOVE!
I do enjoy watching Lewis Tan too, man can MOVE!
From scoring absolutely nothing in the first half to being neck and neck till the final moments is one hell of a comeback lads!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
From scoring absolutely nothing in the first half to being neck and neck till the final moments is one hell of a comeback lads!!
Watching a dude get slapped about GFT1 by a beaver is a pretty good way to spend a Tuesday night.
Hundreds of Beavers is crazy good 'we made this with nothing but hope and a dream' filmmaking at its finest.
Hundreds of Beavers is crazy good 'we made this with nothing but hope and a dream' filmmaking at its finest.
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Watching a dude get slapped about GFT1 by a beaver is a pretty good way to spend a Tuesday night.
Hundreds of Beavers is crazy good 'we made this with nothing but hope and a dream' filmmaking at its finest.
Hundreds of Beavers is crazy good 'we made this with nothing but hope and a dream' filmmaking at its finest.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion 🐰🪓
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion 🐰🪓
I'm sure this will be surprising to no one but I love me some spooky season, and I always kick off with the Queen herself 😍
October 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm sure this will be surprising to no one but I love me some spooky season, and I always kick off with the Queen herself 😍
What movie do you consider perfect?
September 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
What movie do you consider perfect?
37 ain't too bad I suppose 🎉🎈🎂 here's how my fringe has evolved over the years!!
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
37 ain't too bad I suppose 🎉🎈🎂 here's how my fringe has evolved over the years!!
You know what, The Nun spin offs don't get enough love. They're solid little religious horrors. That first one in particular is a really good looking movie, vibes all over the place.
September 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You know what, The Nun spin offs don't get enough love. They're solid little religious horrors. That first one in particular is a really good looking movie, vibes all over the place.
Fucking bad ass 🔥🔥
September 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fucking bad ass 🔥🔥
I had a fantastic time with Red Sonja. I need more Matilda Lutz kicking ass please and thank you!
September 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I had a fantastic time with Red Sonja. I need more Matilda Lutz kicking ass please and thank you!