[The Onion]

I pondered out loud, whether it's because all they'll teach now is how to minister to dead bodies. They seem keen to provide them.

My sister-in-law, a decades-long obstetrics nurse, laughed and intoned: if she's an amateur now, maybe she should stop paying those license fees every two years.

Oh FFS

Year after year, decade after decade; the man is consistent.

Participants will then march to Congress with Rep. Al Green, where experienced guides will escort groups into the congressional office buildings.

When the dog bites, when the Dems fold, when I’m feeling sad; I simply remember my favorite things and try so hard to live in denial and then only get out of bed to go to the bathroom.

Trying to stay positive.

Crickets is not the insult you think it is, Kevin.

Thanks, Kara. And I thought I hated Ezra Klein. (And I do.) Now this. It's the money grubbing, the sensationalist filthy lucre that they don't think anyone will notice them amassing at our expense. Fucking NYT.

I think the time has come to stop referring to Kirk, his fans and Turning Point itself as "seemingly regular people." Those *are* feathers in their mouths.

'I'd love to give you this food - but the Democrats won't let me!'