JeezyMacEazy
@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al.
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
They just mad y’all ain’t gotta hunt and scroll and chat and cast summoning spells and invoke the ancestors to find some good good from someone who don’t smell right.
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They just mad y’all ain’t gotta hunt and scroll and chat and cast summoning spells and invoke the ancestors to find some good good from someone who don’t smell right.
This ain’t about them. This is about me needing that kitchen haha
Granted 95% of my cooking is meal preps…
Granted 95% of my cooking is meal preps…
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This ain’t about them. This is about me needing that kitchen haha
Granted 95% of my cooking is meal preps…
Granted 95% of my cooking is meal preps…
Happy for them and all that. But I need that kitchen 👀
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy for them and all that. But I need that kitchen 👀
Penny change, babe. It’s esophagussy today.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Penny change, babe. It’s esophagussy today.
<taps the calendar>
They’re off today!! Let them digest their food all the way, for once
They’re off today!! Let them digest their food all the way, for once
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
<taps the calendar>
They’re off today!! Let them digest their food all the way, for once
They’re off today!! Let them digest their food all the way, for once
This one is similar (a little unseasoned though 💁♂️).
Tasso and long macaroni or thick spaghetti instead of egg noddles
Tasso and long macaroni or thick spaghetti instead of egg noddles
Oyster Casserole Recipes Baked: Noodle Casserole with Ham
If you’re searching for oyster casserole recipes baked to perfection, this Baked Oyster Noodle Casserole with Ham is a great way to bring a taste of the southern states to your holiday tables. Featuri...
healthstartsinthekitchen.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This one is similar (a little unseasoned though 💁♂️).
Tasso and long macaroni or thick spaghetti instead of egg noddles
Tasso and long macaroni or thick spaghetti instead of egg noddles
Is it the recipe with noodles? It will change your neurochemistry like crack.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Is it the recipe with noodles? It will change your neurochemistry like crack.
But thanksgiving dinner makes up for the absent accent. Do y’all have oyster dressing?
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
But thanksgiving dinner makes up for the absent accent. Do y’all have oyster dressing?
Very cool. I subscribe too, but it’s been a minute since I last logged in. The gargoyle model is new.
Arguably more relaxing than paint by numbers and coloring books, until you can’t find that last instance of the shader you’re trying to replace….
Arguably more relaxing than paint by numbers and coloring books, until you can’t find that last instance of the shader you’re trying to replace….
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Very cool. I subscribe too, but it’s been a minute since I last logged in. The gargoyle model is new.
Arguably more relaxing than paint by numbers and coloring books, until you can’t find that last instance of the shader you’re trying to replace….
Arguably more relaxing than paint by numbers and coloring books, until you can’t find that last instance of the shader you’re trying to replace….
Happy birthday!
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Happy birthday!
Y’all got the heat on, right?
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Y’all got the heat on, right?
That’s what transformed it from sass to art
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
That’s what transformed it from sass to art
“You think you nickel slick but I got your penny change” has just entered my vocabulary permanently
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“You think you nickel slick but I got your penny change” has just entered my vocabulary permanently
But the first comment…
a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a dark room
ALT: a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
But the first comment…
Actually… I can completely get behind that idea, as long as it’s time-limited. I get nervous when the phone switches over to 3G or E or worse
Enjoy your holiday Beyond the Wall 😊
Enjoy your holiday Beyond the Wall 😊
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Actually… I can completely get behind that idea, as long as it’s time-limited. I get nervous when the phone switches over to 3G or E or worse
Enjoy your holiday Beyond the Wall 😊
Enjoy your holiday Beyond the Wall 😊
Stuck in Whitesconsin?!?
I was not aware of this S&M streak 🤭
I was not aware of this S&M streak 🤭
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Stuck in Whitesconsin?!?
I was not aware of this S&M streak 🤭
I was not aware of this S&M streak 🤭
Is this HeroForge or…?
Hero Forge Custom Miniatures
Hero Forge® is a groundbreaking, free-to-use in-browser character & custom miniature creator that empowers creators to design and order their own custom miniatures and personalized characters.
HeroForge.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Is this HeroForge or…?
Nah, hold out for Winter Wiener
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nah, hold out for Winter Wiener
Don’t you bring that shit back down here!
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Don’t you bring that shit back down here!
But did he pick the sword or the amulet?
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
But did he pick the sword or the amulet?
Write-in campaign for
The Juice is Loose
The Juice is Loose
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Write-in campaign for
The Juice is Loose
The Juice is Loose
Don’t be flaunting your weather forecast, man. That’s just hateful at this point haha
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Don’t be flaunting your weather forecast, man. That’s just hateful at this point haha
The Dwayne Johnson sticker sums it all up 😂
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The Dwayne Johnson sticker sums it all up 😂
… but not this weekend 🥶
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
… but not this weekend 🥶