Jeffa 🏳️‍🌈
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Yesterday I swept, vacuumed, carpet washed, then vacuumed again. Now, not even one day later, my rug looks like this. I love my small little man, but I wish he’d clean up after himself
A photo of a green rug covered in dust, crumbs, and specks of cat litter A photo of a black cat lying on his back, his head in a patch of sunlight on a green rug.
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Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Seven
A blue spherical d6 with silver highlights added by me (badly). Turns out that painting minis is harder than it looks, especially when they want to roll away all the time. I’d like to get a full RPG set of these one day
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It’s bright and early on a Saturday morning & I’m sat on a train into work writing gay smut while all the chumps around me think I’m just checking emails.
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Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Six
From one of my oldest sets comes this rainbow metal d6, the colours really showing of the worn texture and the smooth rounded corners
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Please let your dog know that this stranger on the internet thinks that “you are a very good dog yes you are yes you are!!!”
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I once went on a date with a guy who asked me what it was like to be autistic. IDK, I don’t really have a frame of reference to compare it to.

It was all he seemed to want to talk about as well. I’m sure he was well-meaning, but it came across as a bit much; there’s more to me than just my autism
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That would make for an ama-mayonn-aiseing (amazing(?)) messy wrestling match
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Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Five
Another from the duck set, this time a d4 that was impossible to photo with the duck facing upwards without completely breaking down and rebuilding my rig. But you all know what little plastic ducks look like!
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Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Four
Not the nicest of colours, this creamy d10 with golden numbering will at least get the job done
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Dice a Day

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Three
The most expensive d20 I own, and definitely the most sparkly, containing lights & accelerometers that connect to VTTs or my phone to announce crits. It also has custom light shows depending on the mode. It’s a very fancy die, one that I love very much
jeffajaffa.bsky.social
Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Two
A clear d20 with a slight hint of blue and sparkly inclusions above a deep blue numbering. It’s a little larger than most d20, there to be rolled for special occasions
jeffajaffa.bsky.social
Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-One
A Dark yellow coloured metal d12 with clear and crisp numbering & not much sign of wear. I’ve always liked the solidity of metal dice
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I agree! Unfortunately he has no idea what decency looks like…
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I am! And this is the year I finish writing my book! Because if I don’t tell my story about queer dragons then who will?
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Your pride 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is based on your appropriation of the achievements of others and the misplaced superiority you feel from an accident of birth.

My Pride 🏳️‍🌈 is based on my refusal to feel ashamed for something you see as a flaw.

We are not the same
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Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty
Just like we’ve seen before, this is a clear d12 with a swirl of purple mist and the inclusion of the One Ring. If I didn’t know this set was clear I’d think them purple! I love how sharp they are
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Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Thirty-Nine
A wooden d6 with burnt pips. It’s a little off-shape in places, building out in a nice natural way. It feels like the smell of a rainy Sunday afternoon
jeffajaffa.bsky.social
Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Thirty-Eight
A dark and smokey d6 with white numbering. It’s interesting how how the 4 seems to be pinched in at the cross, almost as if it’s a ballon number
jeffajaffa.bsky.social
Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Thirty-Seven
What is there to say about this d% that hasn’t already been said about die 135? At least this one doesn’t have a massive void in one corner!
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I wanna produce a slice of life anime where nothing really happens but sometimes there’s a cat voiced by Matt Berry. He doesn’t do a meow sound, he just says “meow” in his normal voice.

That’s it. That’s the pitch.
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There’s a bloke on my train drinking soup.

Soup from a carton. A carton of vegetable soup such as one might normally empty into a pan to heat.

It’s not illegal, but it feels like it should be…
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Something something Brexit, something something taking back our rights, something something no more draconian EU banana laws!
A photo of a banana, straight, rather than slightly curved, sitting on a wooden cutting board with a large knife to the left hand side.
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I’m surprised they’ve not gone after fruit cakes yet…
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