perfectmoron
@jeffreyblair.bsky.social
A bunch of gerbils in a trenchcoat
Kansas City
Kansas City
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Seriously, if I were a billionaire I would just fuck off and enjoy my best life. I'd donate tons to charity but I wouldn't, like, become a person of influence. Why is wealth wasted on the evil?
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Seriously, if I were a billionaire I would just fuck off and enjoy my best life. I'd donate tons to charity but I wouldn't, like, become a person of influence. Why is wealth wasted on the evil?
I'm putting together a team...
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm putting together a team...
"Sir, there's another ship coming in. It's the Enterprise!" #AdamScott #StarTrek
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Sir, there's another ship coming in. It's the Enterprise!" #AdamScott #StarTrek
Holy fuck this this this this this
September 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Holy fuck this this this this this
Not to be a big old meanie head or whatever, but one of the many reasons I'm glad he's gone is that no one so vile should share the same last name as this fucking paragon of virtue and I will fucking die on this hill... #StarTrek
September 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not to be a big old meanie head or whatever, but one of the many reasons I'm glad he's gone is that no one so vile should share the same last name as this fucking paragon of virtue and I will fucking die on this hill... #StarTrek
So, when it comes to the Kirk bros and the Fuentes bros, I think we're all in agreement...
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So, when it comes to the Kirk bros and the Fuentes bros, I think we're all in agreement...
I would have used more profanities but yeah...
September 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I would have used more profanities but yeah...
Chat, is this good? It sounds good.
September 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Chat, is this good? It sounds good.
September 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's difficult for me to put into words why, but I fucking *hate* this guy. Standing there eating yogurt while a kaiju is attacking like he doesn't give a fuck. #Superman is out there trying to save lives and people are terrified, but you couldn't care less. Fuck you, asshole.
August 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's difficult for me to put into words why, but I fucking *hate* this guy. Standing there eating yogurt while a kaiju is attacking like he doesn't give a fuck. #Superman is out there trying to save lives and people are terrified, but you couldn't care less. Fuck you, asshole.
This is absolutely engagement bait...
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is absolutely engagement bait...
Holy shit Mia Khalifa's watching Smallville my younger nerd-self is so fucking vindicated...
July 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Holy shit Mia Khalifa's watching Smallville my younger nerd-self is so fucking vindicated...
July 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Is... is he gonna be okay?
May 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Is... is he gonna be okay?
May 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why does #TonyGonzales look like a corpse put on display at a carnival?
May 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why does #TonyGonzales look like a corpse put on display at a carnival?
I don't think I've ever seen a more blatant example of engagement bait in my life
April 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a more blatant example of engagement bait in my life
I don't care if squirt is pee
April 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I don't care if squirt is pee
