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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, crap, what’s this…?

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 1d

Visiting my publisher! Unless they call security.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 2d

Bridgett Nelson suggested that it may be time for a new wallet.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 3d

I only dine at the classiest joints!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve considered it, yeah.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 3d

He’s not for sale. The shipping cost would be way too high.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 4d

I think the original TRON was my first experience with a movie that looked amazing from the trailer but was, in fact, really boring.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 5d

Look, a lot of horror authors are going to try to get you to read their books this Halloween season, but they don't care about you the way I do. Listen to your heart, and make it a Strand-o-Ween! 🎃

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 6d

Somebody has to say it: I just don't think Trump is going to get around to the whole "pivot to presidential behavior" thing.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 6d

That glorious feeling when edits for your book are accompanied by the message, "You have issues, my friend."

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 7d

Mildly concerned that now there isn't anybody to control Jane Goodall's chimpanzee army.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 7d

TEACHER: Because Congress was unable to work out a deal, hundreds of thousands of federal workers won't get paid.

STUDENT: That includes members of Congress, right?

TEACHER: LOL you dumbass kid.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 7d

If I ever write a book called PRAY FOR DAWN, I’ll keep this offer in mind.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 8d

"In my military, there will be no fat troops, men in dresses, or competent leadership!" -- Pete Hegseth

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 8d

Today is the last day BLOODSUCKER COUNTY is a Kindle Monthly Deal! Don't dilly-dally or lollygag--get it NOW! www.amazon.com/Bloodsucker-...

Bloodsucker County

Bloodsucker County - Kindle edition by Strand, Jeff. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Bloodsucker County.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 11d

You made it through the last month of the real world, so I'm sure you can handle my latest novel! www.amazon.com/Your-Body-Wi...

Your Body Will Never Be Found

Amazon.com: Your Body Will Never Be Found eBook : Strand, Jeff: Kindle Store

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 13d

Raising her right!!!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 13d

I have no idea why, but the hardcover edition of my novel FINDERS KEEPERS is only $5.20 (!) on Amazon. Order now before they fix it! www.amazon.com/Finders-Keep...

Finders Keepers (Eek!)

Finders Keepers (Eek!) [Strand, Jeff] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Finders Keepers (Eek!)

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 14d

There's not much September left, and next month BLOODSUCKER COUNTY will be crawling back to its original price! www.amazon.com/Bloodsucker-...

Bloodsucker County

Bloodsucker County - Kindle edition by Strand, Jeff. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Bloodsucker County.

www.amazon.com

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 15d

I’d only ever watched one episode of Jimmy Kimmel. Thanks to Trump and his FCC thug, I’ve now watched two. Nice going, dumbass!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 15d

To clear up a common misconception: You can still go to Heaven if you read my books, as long as you cluck your tongue in disapproval while you're doing it.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 15d

It's official. Angus Gelbert, 72, of Aberdeen, South Dakota got raptured today. Everybody else failed to qualify.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 16d

Whoa, I forgot that today is the Rapt

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 16d

Who wants to share my chocolate-covered Swedish fish?

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 17d

Happy "How The Hell Is It Fall Already???" Day!

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