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Yell In a War
@jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Amateur Unfuckologist | Bug Simp | your real dad | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains 💜💙💗
Nick Fuentes forced to apologize in person to Jewish feminist he assaulted this Thursday at 9 am Chicago time, zoom login info:
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Happy Sunday from Luisa and her Modesty Tail
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
kiddo was pretty close honestly, my ACTUAL root, bc I am old, is
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
for some reason my large hooved son wasn’t very interested in hard work today, can’t figure out why, what could it be
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
On a different but related issue, my Congressional representative @tedlieu.bsky.social has nailed this tone.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
thirst trapping but for hair envy bc my colorist deserves her 💐 for this one
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
noticing cloudflare is down because I can’t play chess at 1 am
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
tfw you walk into the mixer and immediately meet someone with the exact same energy
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
smile if you comb your combover to the right and your daddy loves you
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
hat is a Richardson 112 made in China, Bangladesh or Vietnam
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
credit where due, this was cold as fuck and I’m stealing it
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
not bad, sky
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I have removed all the stove parts that don’t require me to mess with the actual gas jet related bits (yes I unplugged it and turned the gas off, no I am not sure I can get all those screws back in but that’s a problem for after the rat is out)

no sign of the cryptid
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
last night I got one blurry cryptid picture while trying to figure out wtf to do about this, then it promptly disappeared into another of the infinite crevasses with which this oven was designed, presumably by mouse housing developers
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
woman who voted for Trump three times: I can’t figure out why there’s so much chaos… probably because of magic
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
dumbshits got grifted into voting for “what if this meme, but serious”
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
meanwhile look at this shady pre written response they’re making customer care send out to anyone who writes in to support the union, trying to get you to think the strike is over
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It’s amazing how similar our current distress about AI is to Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s 1955 complaints about the soul-draining aspects of “labor saving innovations” for housework in the early 20th century

whenever men “save us all some time” they hollow out the human experience
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I have a Starbucks half a block away from my front door, they haven’t gotten a dollar from me since 11/12 and they won’t again until/unless @sbworkersunited.org says it’s time
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
a TV show that takes place where you’re from (☹️)
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
someone please come get your psychopath grandma who is posting under her real name that she hates PICTURES OF NEWBORN PUPPIES

meemaw i have bad news for you about what’s on the rest of this app

(I especially like the link left over showing she REDRAFTED THIS SKEET at least 1x and still hit post)
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
And if you prefer your dogs smarter than you and functioning as a personal trainer that makes sure you go for a run by eating the house if you don’t, there are also Heelers someone dumped in an orchard.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you prefer your dogs larger and a bit mysterious, they also have this litter and mama found on the side of the road in Bakersfield, mama will need some help becoming confident with people but is barely more than a puppy herself so she has time
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
the mama surrendered to rescue apparently IN LABOR decided NOT to have her pups that night (who knew dogs got Braxton Hicks?) but has since released the hostages!

Five puppies & mama will need homes, they are a mix of various small breeds. Rescue contact (Simi Valley CA): www.facebook.com/PLMRPLMR/
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM