Jello the Bird
@jellobird.bsky.social
Jello is just this guy, you know?
My pronouns are: lorem/ipsum/dolor
My pronouns are: lorem/ipsum/dolor
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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Facts that are available for anyone to view.
Trump 1.0 left Biden the 9% inflation rate, and Biden had to work to get it down to 2.9% and handed it off to Trump 2.0, so he could and IS screw up our economy AGAIN.
It will get worse and will only be corrected with the removal of Trump in 2028.
Trump 1.0 left Biden the 9% inflation rate, and Biden had to work to get it down to 2.9% and handed it off to Trump 2.0, so he could and IS screw up our economy AGAIN.
It will get worse and will only be corrected with the removal of Trump in 2028.
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Facts that are available for anyone to view.
Trump 1.0 left Biden the 9% inflation rate, and Biden had to work to get it down to 2.9% and handed it off to Trump 2.0, so he could and IS screw up our economy AGAIN.
It will get worse and will only be corrected with the removal of Trump in 2028.
Trump 1.0 left Biden the 9% inflation rate, and Biden had to work to get it down to 2.9% and handed it off to Trump 2.0, so he could and IS screw up our economy AGAIN.
It will get worse and will only be corrected with the removal of Trump in 2028.
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Man. I really like soccer.
But fuck this noise.
But fuck this noise.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Man. I really like soccer.
But fuck this noise.
But fuck this noise.
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Amnesty International is alleging in a report that the federal Krome North Services Processing Center and the state-run Everglades site the DeSantis administration calls “Alligator Alcatraz” are engaging in practices that could meet the definition of torture under international law. 🤬
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Amnesty International is alleging in a report that the federal Krome North Services Processing Center and the state-run Everglades site the DeSantis administration calls “Alligator Alcatraz” are engaging in practices that could meet the definition of torture under international law. 🤬
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Don't ever call this THING a president!
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Don't ever call this THING a president!
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Good morning to everyone who didn’t extort a corrupt sporting body into creating a fake medal for them because they’re still in their fee-fees about getting repeatedly spurned by the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Good morning to everyone who didn’t extort a corrupt sporting body into creating a fake medal for them because they’re still in their fee-fees about getting repeatedly spurned by the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
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The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.
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BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the unsealing of grand jury transcripts from the abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida. You know.
The one when Pam Bondi was Attorney General for Florida? The one that Alexander Acosta resigned as Labor Secretary over? That one. 🍿
The one when Pam Bondi was Attorney General for Florida? The one that Alexander Acosta resigned as Labor Secretary over? That one. 🍿
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the unsealing of grand jury transcripts from the abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida. You know.
The one when Pam Bondi was Attorney General for Florida? The one that Alexander Acosta resigned as Labor Secretary over? That one. 🍿
The one when Pam Bondi was Attorney General for Florida? The one that Alexander Acosta resigned as Labor Secretary over? That one. 🍿
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How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...
The Paradox of Global Warming and Colder Winters - WhoWhatWhy
If the cold weather makes it harder for you to argue with climate change deniers about the existence of global warming, this story is for you.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...
The hoods are being ripped off in gleeful aplomb at this point…
It reveals that these people have never spent any time in Europe.
It reveals that these people have never spent any time in Europe.
The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The hoods are being ripped off in gleeful aplomb at this point…
It reveals that these people have never spent any time in Europe.
It reveals that these people have never spent any time in Europe.
I would love some political revenge at this point.
I’ll settle for actual justice.
Because that should be the goddamn baseline anyways.
I’ll settle for actual justice.
Because that should be the goddamn baseline anyways.
Don’t normally approve of revenge but the next Democratic Party administration just cannot come soon enough.
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I would love some political revenge at this point.
I’ll settle for actual justice.
Because that should be the goddamn baseline anyways.
I’ll settle for actual justice.
Because that should be the goddamn baseline anyways.
More like regression, God.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
More like regression, God.
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
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Here’s a great idea, do it now before anyone is put in harms way. Before he gets to say well I have 30 days to kill as many brown people as I can.
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Here’s a great idea, do it now before anyone is put in harms way. Before he gets to say well I have 30 days to kill as many brown people as I can.
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A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
Watching Trump place, ON HIMSELF, a made up “peace prize” that FIFA is clearly using to bribe the him with, because that fuckin child didn’t get the Nobel peace prize, was one of the most pathetic presentations of a participation trophy I have ever witnessed.
The man is pathetic. Utterly pathetic.
The man is pathetic. Utterly pathetic.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Watching Trump place, ON HIMSELF, a made up “peace prize” that FIFA is clearly using to bribe the him with, because that fuckin child didn’t get the Nobel peace prize, was one of the most pathetic presentations of a participation trophy I have ever witnessed.
The man is pathetic. Utterly pathetic.
The man is pathetic. Utterly pathetic.
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
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Chaos Is Coming
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
If we can't get this destructive, asinine regime out of power soon they will permanently damage our relationships around the world. This damage will not only hurt us strategically, but financially as well.
#MAGATraitors #CongressionalCowards
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
If we can't get this destructive, asinine regime out of power soon they will permanently damage our relationships around the world. This damage will not only hurt us strategically, but financially as well.
#MAGATraitors #CongressionalCowards
Chaos Is Coming
America helped keep the (relative) peace for 80 years. Not anymore.
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Chaos Is Coming
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
If we can't get this destructive, asinine regime out of power soon they will permanently damage our relationships around the world. This damage will not only hurt us strategically, but financially as well.
#MAGATraitors #CongressionalCowards
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
If we can't get this destructive, asinine regime out of power soon they will permanently damage our relationships around the world. This damage will not only hurt us strategically, but financially as well.
#MAGATraitors #CongressionalCowards
I always shake my head at poor people who self identify as capitalists, like, buddy…you’re not a capitalist. You are capital.
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I always shake my head at poor people who self identify as capitalists, like, buddy…you’re not a capitalist. You are capital.
Let’s be super fucking clear here, so Tom can get the cotton out of his ears to hear it…the president absolutely DOES NOT have “inherent authority” to use the American military AT ALL.
That is a war power and can only be granted by Congress and no such authority has been granted.
That is a war power and can only be granted by Congress and no such authority has been granted.
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let’s be super fucking clear here, so Tom can get the cotton out of his ears to hear it…the president absolutely DOES NOT have “inherent authority” to use the American military AT ALL.
That is a war power and can only be granted by Congress and no such authority has been granted.
That is a war power and can only be granted by Congress and no such authority has been granted.