Jelly Miser
@jellymiser.bsky.social
Just trying to have a positive internet experience.
Just something I made for my hope chest.
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just something I made for my hope chest.
Got bored made this. I was thinking of the Hottest New Bromance in DC, and it reminded me of those old 80s commercials. A real pal!
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Got bored made this. I was thinking of the Hottest New Bromance in DC, and it reminded me of those old 80s commercials. A real pal!
18 years ago tonight, @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social and I went to the San Fernando Valley dog shelter and found this little guy, three days away from being put down. Cthuosaurus Rexiums, or Jo as we call him, has been our boon companion ever since. He's very well traveled.
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
18 years ago tonight, @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social and I went to the San Fernando Valley dog shelter and found this little guy, three days away from being put down. Cthuosaurus Rexiums, or Jo as we call him, has been our boon companion ever since. He's very well traveled.
Here's what I don't get..Isn't Mike Johnson third in line to the Oval office, after Trump and JD Vance? Wouldn't this guy benefit by taking Trump down?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone with his eyes closed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone with his eyes closed
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November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here's what I don't get..Isn't Mike Johnson third in line to the Oval office, after Trump and JD Vance? Wouldn't this guy benefit by taking Trump down?
I made a new meme in case any of yinz were starting to forget
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I made a new meme in case any of yinz were starting to forget
Reposted by Jelly Miser
A DEMENTED PRESIDENT going in for his annual physical AGAIN while ruminating on proving to god he's been good and segueing to his great weapons while he posits invoking the insurrection act
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
GET THE NEW THURSDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/mpbrk3jp
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
GET THE NEW THURSDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/mpbrk3jp
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A DEMENTED PRESIDENT going in for his annual physical AGAIN while ruminating on proving to god he's been good and segueing to his great weapons while he posits invoking the insurrection act
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
GET THE NEW THURSDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/mpbrk3jp
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
GET THE NEW THURSDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/mpbrk3jp
Just saying right now: if Bluesky asks me for ID, I am ghost. Nothing personal; I'm just not that into it to hand over personal info for a site the Redhats are obviously going to harass with their gestapo.
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just saying right now: if Bluesky asks me for ID, I am ghost. Nothing personal; I'm just not that into it to hand over personal info for a site the Redhats are obviously going to harass with their gestapo.
Did we forget that whole Brian Killmeade thing already?
September 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Did we forget that whole Brian Killmeade thing already?
Certainly worth a listen.
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Fazerdaze - Little Uneasy (Official Video)
YouTube video by Fazerdaze
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September 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Certainly worth a listen.
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To be fair, the Right really needs a hero at the moment. Those poor racist hatemongers don't have a lot of good role models to look up to now. They need some blood to water the tree of their hatred.
September 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
To be fair, the Right really needs a hero at the moment. Those poor racist hatemongers don't have a lot of good role models to look up to now. They need some blood to water the tree of their hatred.
The only bad thing about Charlie Kirk getting shot is that Trump wasn’t standing behind him at the time.
September 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The only bad thing about Charlie Kirk getting shot is that Trump wasn’t standing behind him at the time.
Time Traveler from 1925: What do modern people do with all this amazing technology Mankind has invented?
Me: We find pictures on the internet, copy them, and put them in other places on the internet.
Time Traveler:
Me: We find pictures on the internet, copy them, and put them in other places on the internet.
Time Traveler:
a woman with long black hair and blue eyes is wearing a white robe .
ALT: a woman with long black hair and blue eyes is wearing a white robe .
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September 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Time Traveler from 1925: What do modern people do with all this amazing technology Mankind has invented?
Me: We find pictures on the internet, copy them, and put them in other places on the internet.
Time Traveler:
Me: We find pictures on the internet, copy them, and put them in other places on the internet.
Time Traveler:
I don't care if I'm 'not allowed' to say it; the world is a better place because Charlie Kirk is dead.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I don't care if I'm 'not allowed' to say it; the world is a better place because Charlie Kirk is dead.
When I heard Kirk's shooter was a Repub Fuentes fan. I really did, you can ask my wife. Called it the first time I saw Kirk get hit.
a man wearing a hat and a bandana says i knew it .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a bandana says i knew it .
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September 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When I heard Kirk's shooter was a Repub Fuentes fan. I really did, you can ask my wife. Called it the first time I saw Kirk get hit.
New Jelly Miser short shot...a Dubstep Tribute to some of the lesser loved Spidermen. #spiderman
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Spidermen: A Jelly Miser Tribute
YouTube video by Darren Toth
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September 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
New Jelly Miser short shot...a Dubstep Tribute to some of the lesser loved Spidermen. #spiderman
youtu.be/-TxnaT6mF5c?...
youtu.be/-TxnaT6mF5c?...
President Not Sure's Final Speech
YouTube video by Justin Martz
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September 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Best way to cheat death...
September 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Best way to cheat death...
Me every five minutes...
a man wearing a headband and suspenders is asking if he is dead
ALT: a man wearing a headband and suspenders is asking if he is dead
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September 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me every five minutes...
I made a Meme. I steal so many of them, when I make one, I feel I should say something. Not that I care if people steal it. All Memes are theft.
August 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I made a Meme. I steal so many of them, when I make one, I feel I should say something. Not that I care if people steal it. All Memes are theft.
Trump said he "wants to get into Heaven". I don't know if Heaven and Hell are real, but if they are and Trump isn't going to Hell, no one is going to Hell.
a cartoon character is standing in a pile of flames .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a pile of flames .
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August 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Trump said he "wants to get into Heaven". I don't know if Heaven and Hell are real, but if they are and Trump isn't going to Hell, no one is going to Hell.
Someone out there needs to hear this...
August 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Someone out there needs to hear this...
Everyone calm down. Yes, it's true: Taylor DID ask, but I haven't said yes just yet.
August 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Everyone calm down. Yes, it's true: Taylor DID ask, but I haven't said yes just yet.