Jelly Miser
@jellymiser.bsky.social
Just trying to have a positive internet experience.
I hope he is having trouble staying away during the day because he is tormented by nightmares of guilt and fear all night.
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hope he is having trouble staying away during the day because he is tormented by nightmares of guilt and fear all night.
He may be sick, but an entertaining puppet still has those above pulling strings...(or below if you're a Muppet), and those guys are the real issue. The Madness of King Don is just a distraction.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He may be sick, but an entertaining puppet still has those above pulling strings...(or below if you're a Muppet), and those guys are the real issue. The Madness of King Don is just a distraction.
It's good to see a Christian Nation living up to its values.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It's good to see a Christian Nation living up to its values.
On the plus side, we won't have to go across the ocean to get to the Nazis. They're right here this time.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
On the plus side, we won't have to go across the ocean to get to the Nazis. They're right here this time.
Please don't drag titties into this. They are wonderful have have done nothing wrong.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Please don't drag titties into this. They are wonderful have have done nothing wrong.
I hope he passes away soon. He’s a blight on Humanity
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I hope he passes away soon. He’s a blight on Humanity
I also live in Kentucky. It's so common I don't even notice it anymore. Except I worked in a mall a few Christmases back...there was a no guns policy at the mall. The guards were CONSTANTLY trying to explain the mall CAN have that policy, open carry state or not. It got pretty heated sometimes.
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I also live in Kentucky. It's so common I don't even notice it anymore. Except I worked in a mall a few Christmases back...there was a no guns policy at the mall. The guards were CONSTANTLY trying to explain the mall CAN have that policy, open carry state or not. It got pretty heated sometimes.
It goes black guys first when in a horror movie, white women first when it a political scandal...#knowyourpatsy
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It goes black guys first when in a horror movie, white women first when it a political scandal...#knowyourpatsy
So why is the board offering him a trillion dollars? Something doesn't fit here.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So why is the board offering him a trillion dollars? Something doesn't fit here.
JD Vance looks like what would happen if a fart got its wish to be a real boy.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
JD Vance looks like what would happen if a fart got its wish to be a real boy.
"key lime pie is BAD? I think the author of that statement should get themselves am MRI and a CAT scan as SOON as possible. Key lime pie is one of the true pleasures in life. But yeah, apple pie sucks.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"key lime pie is BAD? I think the author of that statement should get themselves am MRI and a CAT scan as SOON as possible. Key lime pie is one of the true pleasures in life. But yeah, apple pie sucks.
OR Trump's job as President.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
OR Trump's job as President.
They are the witches of the food world. That's why we burn them on stakes and dunk them in warm chocolate.
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
They are the witches of the food world. That's why we burn them on stakes and dunk them in warm chocolate.
Mark Kelly/ 2028!
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mark Kelly/ 2028!
Sometimes I like to drive people crazy and pronounce it 'Louisville'. It strikes a nerve with some folks if you don't laugh and say it right soon after so they know you're just kidding.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sometimes I like to drive people crazy and pronounce it 'Louisville'. It strikes a nerve with some folks if you don't laugh and say it right soon after so they know you're just kidding.
Fair enough, but I think he could make Jd Vance look like a turd in a debate...well, look *more* like a turd than he already does.
From what I know of him, he seems like a good fit to me for the job, but yeah, it's a freaking hall of mirrors out there.
From what I know of him, he seems like a good fit to me for the job, but yeah, it's a freaking hall of mirrors out there.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fair enough, but I think he could make Jd Vance look like a turd in a debate...well, look *more* like a turd than he already does.
From what I know of him, he seems like a good fit to me for the job, but yeah, it's a freaking hall of mirrors out there.
From what I know of him, he seems like a good fit to me for the job, but yeah, it's a freaking hall of mirrors out there.
Mark Kelly/2028!!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mark Kelly/2028!!!
That guy should run for President.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That guy should run for President.