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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️

@jennitolls.bsky.social

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Busy oscillating between being self-repulsed and consoled by the grotesque 📍 Brooklyn

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 8d

Weekly awkward front facing camera progress pic 😝

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 8h

The 40 year old tops In Brooklyn are scary as hell but the bottoms are all perfect put together men with jobs and hobbies and style … it’s a gag !!!

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 13h

Wow let’s not make 2 skinny divas compete

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 13h

So there’s this phenomenal female lead Iranian vampire movie shot as a western…

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 14h

Ok enough time has passed the way John Kerry ordered that cheese steak was kind of gay

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 15h

A lot of people need to get over the false correlation they have in their head between intelligence and morality. Just because someone is smart doesn’t mean they’re inherently good; a lot of the most evil people are more intelligent than you or I and it’s a hard pill to swallow.

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 17h

Omggggg

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 18h

Ok I did tuck my shirt in the back but my waist stays on fuck blue lives

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 18h

And here I am, the only living top in New York

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t think anyone that follows me needs to hear this but if you’re going to expose your kids to religious leaders or therapists that are anti-gay your child is gonna get the Virgin Mary tattooed on their stomach and have crazy gay sex

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 20h

ITS TOVE LO DAY YIPPPPPEEEEE

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 20h

No I was the one who famously said that!

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 20h

No exactly

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 20h

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 20h

I listen to it and pretend I’m a 40 year old newly divorced white woman with a fuck ass bob driving her 3 kids to soccer practice in her 2015 Honda odyssey and it hits even harder

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 20h

Oh Kelly GODson

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 21h

HELPPPP DJSNSMSMSMSMSK

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 22h

If you come to my house in October or November… I’m gonna put on honey by Robyn, lay you down, and eat it ‼️‼️‼️

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 1d

YESSSS lemme help!!!!

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 1d

Hawtttt

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 1d

I just fucked your bitch in some Salomon XT-6’s

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 1d

As someone who has ADHD I found the experience really overwhelming. I think your take is extremely ableist and forgets some people have trouble focusing on more than one task at a time. #dobetter

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 1d

Topping and bottoming at the same time isn’t as fun as it looks in porn

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taber @kvetch.gay · 1d

39⁰F morning

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Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 1d

And even the B/C list gay celebs I see in nyc or the pines are using their face 😭

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 1d

Especially in a place like Brooklyn where there’s 500 other hot guys WITH hot faces… mama that six pack photo you took in 2017 isn’t cutting it

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