There's an old 'joke' that's not a joke and I don't recall who came up with it

but it was said that anyone who decided they must launch weapons of mass destruction, like nuclear weapons

should be required to knife to death the person with the codes to get those codes, because it's that serious.

You could have just said you hate trans people and saved yourself all this effort

if you ask students to list the causes of the Irish famine and they just say “the Irish are demonic” can you really not fail that kid?

So considerate to give coats their own bathroom