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jennystrath.bsky.social
@jennystrath.bsky.social
Manager of a Warhammer Store. Sometimes I write things. My opinions are my own. She/Her.
I named my fists Game Of and Thrones because this isn't going to end well.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Thank you for the well wishes, including me in the collection and for timing the pre-orders so impeccably 🎉
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Thanks, me too 😊
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Mummy Shark is maybe technically the worst we've seen. Inculding Ghost Shark & Velocipastor. It's 1/3 stock footage & spoiler Mummy Shark is also an alien??

Bikini Beach I think got a note "makes no sense" so they tried & failed to fix it with a framing device. The bikini montage was essential tho
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Thank you 🥳
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Thank you 😊
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Thank you 🙂

In celebration my friends and I had a double feature of Mummy Shark and Vampires on Bikini Beach.
Both absolutely terrible & baffling in their own unique way. Though the Vampire one had great Lost Boys rip-off energy with 2 separate synth band performances that added nothing -8/10 🖤
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Thank you 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I love writing dudes who suck for the feedback from my beta readers as the dudes suckage becomes clear.

Like this example from @zbsimpson.bsky.social, or when another walked into my store, skipping hello to annouce, "I hate that fucking guy you wrote!"
One of the best compliments I've ever gotten 😊
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really considered including the Welsh but I thought the joke didn't scan as well with 2 things! 😭

But we also might have the answer in your lovely Michael Sheen? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It does. We just need to find the Irish one, then we'll have the full set.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I always say I think Jarvis Cocker looks like if David Tennant was English.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I was in the city sometime last year, and noticed a large amount of people heading to one of the big concert venues. I said to myself, 'this crowd is overwhelmingly, effortlessly cool and attractive. I wonder who's playing?'
It was Hozier. Made perfect sense.

Also Wardruna is a helluva good gig 🤘
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If I was a dev I would delight in sneaking in the oddest shit into npc dialogue, and I'm so sure that's what they do.
Why do these AI people think artists hate making art?

And as a merchant myself; I assure everyone that being an unexpected oddity in a strangers day is one of the perks of the job.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Makes sense for someone who was really into world events that occurred before 1945.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I've been stuck thinking about this all day. It's speaks loudly of the failure of the governing body that they have created an enviroment wherin vulnerable children & communities are abandoned so blatantly.

No kid should be in jail. They should be ashamed for even suggesting such an idea.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I take an exasperated yet hopeful solace in our politcal apathy.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Part of me thinks I should be more concerned about this authoritorian creep, but another part believes the Australian government is just too lazy and inept to impliment this in a meaningful way.
Like it will be annoying for a while and then they'll quietly give up. That's my hunch.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Funny thing about seeing prog bands is they only have time to play like 7 songs 😅
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm a Ghost Reveries gal, but they expirement a lot stylistically so it's hard to rank best. It's all preference 🙂
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The folk metal band Turisas did a concept album about it!

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The Varangian Way - YouTube
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November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM