riiiiiiiiiiiiight?! we're kind of obsessed with her. we're also very happy that she's slowly getting more comfortable and spending a lot less time hiding in the back of the bedroom closet. it's much easier to get photos of her this way!

was the grink there ... sicking dick

one of those corgis that predicts the super bowl winner by booping a ball into one of two baskets at the bottom of the stairs

an all-time banger

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this is bonkers and I love it

honestly, the concept of "fired college football coach" feels like the ultimate dream job ... yeah, I'll take $5M/year for the next decade to sit at home and chill

you could get an advent calendar of progressively more addictive substances ... just level off at whichever day of the month feels the most even-keeled and hang there for a bit

in either case, that's a pretty tough situation, best of luck to y'all

we saw your "I live in the country" brown jacket from across the bar and we really dig your vibe

this is assuming I don't hurt myself and strain a neck/shoulder muscle trying to put on the pads before the game

Viva la Raza