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Jerry Scott
@jerryscott.bsky.social
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Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 18h
Edward G. Robinson had the same director for Soylent Green.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 22h
I bet he fell face down.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 1d
Two-bit attorney? Bondi’s a half-bit sycophant on her knees before a tin-plated despot.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 1d
Adam C-H is a top-notch entertainer and you’re lucky to have a chance to see him live, in person. Friends, put down your toasted ravioli and Ted Drewes and get tickets to the show.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 1d
He brutally attacked and killed several of King Arthur’s men. That’s pretty bad, uh, good.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 1d
Tell ‘em Puerto Rico is a non-extraditing foreign nation and arrest them at the airport.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 1d
Bondi will flee the country when order is restored.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 2d
I’d like to see AI come up with “There was no monster…”
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 2d
Nice rug.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 3d
Abbott cares only for his Daddy Donny. Texas GOP doesn’t give a damn about Texans, urban, rural or otherwise. Want to talk to your “elected representative”? Bring a bag of cash in non-sequential bills.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 3d
Another fascist douche. Where do they find these used-car-salesmen cum greedy political snipes to run for US senator? Maybe it’s time to eliminate the upper house.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 4d
Joke is on the Saudis. Imagine booking LCK for a comedy festival.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 4d
I’m the cabover Pete with a reefer on, behind a Jimmy haulin’ hogs.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 4d
Tales told by idiots, signifying nothing.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 6d
Can’t recall the last time I saw a newspaper taxi.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 7d
Ooo-ee-ooo-ah-ah. My sincere condolences.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 7d
Once is enough.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 7d
Jimmy Fallon: a Portrait in Cowardice
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 8d
Bet he can’t select every square with a traffic light.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 8d
Don’t let ‘em nick your nuts. 🥜
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 9d
Cancelled our annual trip to New Orleans. Disappointing, but we won’t party with fascist collaborators.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 10d
Don’t miss Kindler and Weinstein on the Road to Riyadh!
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 10d
Sweet ride! Road trip! Let’s go to the Dells.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 11d
Money talks.
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Jerry Scott @jerryscott.bsky.social · 11d
Do they get paid for that incisive commentary?
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