thank you for the reminder!!

i dont know. why dont you ask your nephew

they are the filthiest, most poorly maintained chain restaurants this side of white castle. it's all served in disposable trays like you're on a field trip to the zoo. every time i go in they've moved the TVs around for no apparent reason. and the food ALWAYS makes you sick. other than that though,

i guess its like they say -- "the squirrel's penis was in the trash"

yup

that's the problem, ryan. they just dont think!

its cool. but for $80 i expect something more visually dynamic, like the tron lightcycle popcorn bucket.

✅ This is a really good tip when you are looking to get romantic with a coworker, friend, or server at a family-style restaurant.

Here, let's try one out. What if Tilda, Outback Steakhouse's Rockstar of the Week, lingers for a bit at your table while pouring iced tea. Do you show her 🥦, 🏈, or 🍑?

I actually was writing a book called American Canto as well, when suddenly I was let go from my management company Gersh. Now I'm not sure if I can finish my life's work, "American Canto", which is about a very specific type of Canto.