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JesseJace
@jessejace.bsky.social
Music guy. Games guy. Videos guy. Girl dad. Expat. Neutral Good. Put a smile on your face like Ultrabrite.
https://jessejacethomas.bandcamp.com/ 🎹
https://www.youtube.com/@jessejace/ 🎬
https://www.twitch.tv/JesseJaceTV/ 🎮
Bill Mitchell isn't smart
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Develop a crush on a YouTube personality? Come on, who would do that? It's ridicu--
November 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
McDonald's, you did it.
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
AI Overview needs to shut the ƒ up
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This poster tells JR passengers not to secure seats on trains that double back, presumably by boarding in the opposite direction at a nearby station. Is that something people do? Psssh y'all are losers
October 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
September 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Twisted Metal isn't bad, but why can't I shake the feeling that Tommy Wiseau as Calypso would be a real coup?
August 31, 2025 at 11:41 AM
All I wanna do is DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH and CHA-CHING and leave "Real MIA" unread
August 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
August 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
By the way, I was about to say something about Super Metroid being the only Nintendo title screen to feature dead people, but then I remembered the title screen for Luigi's Mansion, where the very letters of the title font seem to be made of dead people.
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Post an iconic title screen
August 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Drop something kicky
July 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?

(PERFECT albums? Just one)
July 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
66% grammatical accuracy. Learn English or GTFO, fascist.
July 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Raiden threw his hands up in a mighty thunder god shrug
July 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It's good that Cinco is still making money
July 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The AI result is often F-grade bullshit. I was searching for an Instagram meme, and now it's making up shit about a woman "contributing to the cat's relaxed state."
July 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
What was that third color again? The one that isn't red or blue?
July 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
There's a Lego baby Ankylosaurus (shown here shitting a whole carrot). I might need it.
July 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Fixed it for you, Unc. You were all crooked and you looked silly!
July 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
My next train line-related video? I'M WORKING ON IT, ALL RIGHT?
July 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
So I looked up "biblically accurate angels" and all I can say is gosh, it looks like God created the same kind of bullshit that idiots would create. Like, what are those wings on the bottom? Brakes?

God needs to go back and finish technical school.
June 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Tough break. Ain't no ladies interested in homeboy.
June 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
June 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM