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Jess 🫘
@jessicactus.bsky.social
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Hey, hi! 👋 I'm 30-something 🔞 bi 🏳️‍🌈 poly 💕 neurospicy 🧠 a bleeding heart leftist ❤️‍🔥 pro-human made art 🎨 anti-fascist 🗽 pro-science ⚛️
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Marz is #thankful for animal crossing 😹

#warm #cat #acnh
Fluffy cat sleeping on a warm nintendo switch
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I'm #thankful that I won't be wasting my time with MAGA family tomorrow. 🦃
a poop surrounded by flies, text reads, "quit taking shit, start flushing it"
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Posting for accountability (so I can't weasel out of it)...
blurred out unfinished artwork with "WIP" and a doodle of a cat on top
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I know we're all struggling, but if you're in the giving mood, check out transanta.com
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#mutualaid #giftgiving
"Transanta is a mutual aid project that connects anonymous gift-givers with trans youth who are unhoused, in foster care, or otherwise without crucial support they need to thrive." transanta.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Just a little #wordsearch for the true #patriots 🇺🇲
word search decorated in red, white, and blue stars for the American flag. word bank: SOLIDARITY JUSTICE LIBERATION FREEDOM RIGHTS POWER CHANGE NOKINGS ANTIFA REVOLUTION EQUALITY UNIONIZE PATRIOTIC PROTEST DISSENT UPRISING DEFEND DEMAND VOTE BELIEVE RESIST MARCH ORGANIZE WETHEPEOPLE LOVE HOPE MUTUALAID
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I love a good word search 😌

#Trump #Epstein
WORD LIST FOR WORD SEARCH: DONALD TRUMP JEFFREY EPSTEIN RELEASETHEFILES GHISLAINE MAXWELL TRAFFICKING MINORS LAWSUIT PEDOPHILE RAPIST DEFLECTION DOCUMENTS SINFUL MARALAGO JUSTICE VICTIMS MAGA EVIDENCE BIRTHDAYBOOK EMAILS LIES INCRIMINATING DJT CRIMINAL MASSAGE ENIGMA MODELING SHAME UNDERAGE SECRETS GIRLS DISGUSTING SEXOFFENDER LOLITAEXPRESS WITNESSES ISLAND FILTHY MISCONDUCT GUILTY LOCKHIMUP FOLLOWTHEMONEY JAIL SURVIVORS DISTRACTION COVERUP NOTAHOAX EVIL ENTITLED
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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TRICK OR TREAT!! 🎃👻

#HappyHalloween #Pokémon #tepig #witch #psyduck #ghost #TrickOrTreat
Digital drawing (by me!) of a tepig (witch! ) and a psyduck (ghost) trick or treating. tepig's candy basket is based on gorgeist and they have some candies (rare candy, tepig candy)
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Scoundrels use wicked methods, they make up evil schemes to destroy the poor with lies, even when the plea of the needy is just. — Isaiah 32:17

#NoKings
"NO KINGS" buttons I made with magazine clippings
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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"There are no kings in America. Only gilded men we can topple again and again"

#NoKings
"NO KINGS" buttons I made with magazine clippings
October 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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In America, the law is king!

#NoKings
"NO KINGS" buttons I made with magazine clippings
October 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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My birthday was the 18th so naturally I spent all morning making buttons for #NoKingsDay ✊️🥳
"NO KINGS" button, made with magazine clippings
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Stop tellin' me what to do!

Gender norms are for squares.

#fanart #courage #egg
based on the duck brothers from courage the cowardly dog, the purple duck laid an egg and the green duck isn't happy about it. "we're duck brothers! we don't lay eggs." "stop tellin' me what to do."
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I drew a magical companion to join wizard frog 🐸✨️

#axolotl #bard #doodle
Axolotl bard playing a lute, drawn by me!
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Why hello there, friend! ♡

#mimikyu #pokemon #fanart
art by me, digital drawing of the pokemon mimikyu ( ミミッキュ ) in the grass by some ruins. They're waving "hello"!
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Just #AccountsPayable nonsense...
A.P. Adventures, based off my experience working accounts payable. Panel 1: Smiling boss with invoice, "PAY this N60" Smiling employee, "OK boss!" Panel 2: Angry boss, "That was due N30! Why do you suck at your job?!" Employee is annoyed. :/
October 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Got Miltank? 🐮🥛

I've been trying to draw more lately... #Pokémon #fanart #miltank
Digital drawing of a miltank and moo moo milk... "Got Miltank?" (Like "Got Milk?")
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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If not friend, then why friend shaped? 🐝💕

jkjk but they are pretty little parasites! 💀
Photo of a red spider wasp (?) resting on my thumb, over a blue mesh outdoor table
August 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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MushrOom mushrOom 🦡🍄🐍
Photo of a bumpy mushroom in some mulch
August 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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ANTS ARE COOL. 🐜🐜🐜

"With their large mandibles, these Pokémon can crunch their way through rock."

#pokemon #durant #ants #artbyme 🐜
Digital drawing (by me!) of the Pokémon durant, #0632
August 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Happy gardening, comrades! 👩‍🌾
A parody gardening guide for the 'Felon Melon' (a cantaloupe edited with Trump's face) --- Cultivar Spotlight: Felon Melon Corruptis melodramaticus var. cheetolilpenis An arrogant and treasonous variety, known for its peculiar orange flesh and bitter interior. Thrives in closed environments and is notoriously resistant to oversight. Requires a steady diet of adulation and fast food. --- Hardiness Zone: Zero accountability. Sunlight: Requires full spotlight. Does not tolerate shade. Harvest Season: Often contested. Best removed before January 6th, before it starts an insurrection. Support: Needs a strong, undemocratic trellis to cling to. CAUTION: Contains seeds of sedition. Side effects include rejection of reality, and deterioration of civil liberties. WARNING: Invasive species. Propagates rapidly through misinformation. Capable of choking out democracy and bleeding hearts. Avoid planting without a strong legal system in place to prevent a hostile garden takeover.
August 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Just a little elementary-level geometry refresher for everyone! Don't worry, we're grading on a curve. ✍️

#Trump #Education
A parody of a geometry diagram showing three types of hexagons: a standard convex hexagon, a concave hexagon with a dent, and a third labeled 'Convict Hexagon' containing a picture of Donald Trump.
August 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Trump should be taking a cognitive assessment every morning... 🤦
"I took a real test at Walter Reed medical center and I aced it" -Donald J. Trump Sample of said test in the background, clearly simple af... like Trump and his MAGAts.
August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Trump & his MAGAts are delusional...

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
Text over text. The top is a famous quote from George Orwell's book 1984, "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past" The text below is screenshot of the title of an official whitehouse.gov article dated August 21, 2025, "President Trump is Right About the Smithsonian" in which Trump is attempting to whitewash history.
August 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Thomas Jefferson would be appalled...
Quote by author Sinclair Lewis: "WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA, IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG AND CARRYING A CROSS." Behind the text is Trump's HOLY BIBLE - PRESIDENTIAL EDITION
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM