A nose in dire need of boops

Happy birthday! And what an excellent cat!

I admit I'm kind of curious to see what Bryan Johnson's brain on mushrooms looks like, but only because he might be the most boring person I've ever encountered. What do hallucinogens even work with when your interior life is that empty?

So would mine. Turned her toes up in 2005, and before then lived with a depth and breadth of spite almost Trumpian in nature. She was not, however, a fucking moron. And she was nice to animals.

I know his face is not his fault, but that man has the look of a cornered polecat. And it looks like he's been making his anger all of our problem.

"An expert says parents need their children." Okay, this is a direct lie, because the only expert they cite in this article says no, please stop doing this.

It's very rude.

Look, I love a good garden centre as much as anyone nudging 50, but I pray NEVER to be old enough for Michael McIntyre.