Jfswift
@jfswift.bsky.social
Fusky, sometimes Deer, Furry, Fursuiter, house broken, food motivated, ASMRtist, loves 80s, 90s, and vg music, retro game collector, mischievous, INFJ-T - he/him - SFW - 🔞- banner @jayhwofficial.bsky.social pfp Skunkify
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was stuck at home this year but cooked up some cornbread and made this amazing pot roast while watching some movies. I hope everyone had a great thanksgiving and is surviving black friday (i'm not going out today if i can help it)
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
was stuck at home this year but cooked up some cornbread and made this amazing pot roast while watching some movies. I hope everyone had a great thanksgiving and is surviving black friday (i'm not going out today if i can help it)
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If you start a game of "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time", collect the three spiritual sword, and then simply leave the game console on for seven years after that not doing anything, you will solve the problem. Nothing bad will happen and the problem will be solved
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you start a game of "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time", collect the three spiritual sword, and then simply leave the game console on for seven years after that not doing anything, you will solve the problem. Nothing bad will happen and the problem will be solved
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A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
These holiday cookies are Really good and you should try them (specifically recommend using Almond flavoring and to make sure to get powdered sugar and other toppings to decorate them)
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
These holiday cookies are Really good and you should try them (specifically recommend using Almond flavoring and to make sure to get powdered sugar and other toppings to decorate them)
now that I've completed Colony Ship I'm wondering if I should restart Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous (since I now have all the dlc for it) or restart Pillars of Eternity (I didn't get very far last time but now I have a better understanding of it's game mechanics) 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
now that I've completed Colony Ship I'm wondering if I should restart Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous (since I now have all the dlc for it) or restart Pillars of Eternity (I didn't get very far last time but now I have a better understanding of it's game mechanics) 🤔
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Happy Thanksgiving, America
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, America
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Affirmation Coyote would be very thankful.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Affirmation Coyote would be very thankful.
I just wrapped up the IP Man series (including Master Z: Ip man legacy between the 3rd and 4th movie). so many thoughts on this set of films, but I really enjoyed them quite a bit. deffo recommend a watch
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I just wrapped up the IP Man series (including Master Z: Ip man legacy between the 3rd and 4th movie). so many thoughts on this set of films, but I really enjoyed them quite a bit. deffo recommend a watch
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I am just a creature who is desperate for attention.
a white puppy is laying on its back on the floor looking at the camera .
ALT: a white puppy is laying on its back on the floor looking at the camera .
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November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I am just a creature who is desperate for attention.
Can’t wait until I move so I can setup my retro game room again (still house hunting atm)
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Can’t wait until I move so I can setup my retro game room again (still house hunting atm)
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’Tis the Season
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
’Tis the Season
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
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my mom was losing her mind telling me and my siblings she could hear a turkey all day, wondering if there could possibly be a turkey outside?? would someone do that??
no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off
no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
my mom was losing her mind telling me and my siblings she could hear a turkey all day, wondering if there could possibly be a turkey outside?? would someone do that??
no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off
no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off
now i'm craving scotch. thanks internet for showing new drinks to me >.<
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
now i'm craving scotch. thanks internet for showing new drinks to me >.<
Name a film you’ve seen six or seven times
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Name a film you’ve seen six or seven times
Apparently this is let’s make swift lift big dumb heavy things at work week 😣
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Apparently this is let’s make swift lift big dumb heavy things at work week 😣
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so for some reason four or five cars were piled up in one of the two checkout lanes at MCDs so I.. used the app and drove into the other lane lol. I felt guilty but even the cashier thanked for using her lane haha. passed all of them and got my order first ~
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
so for some reason four or five cars were piled up in one of the two checkout lanes at MCDs so I.. used the app and drove into the other lane lol. I felt guilty but even the cashier thanked for using her lane haha. passed all of them and got my order first ~
Planetfall achieved! (I beat Colony Ship ~ very cool rpg)
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Planetfall achieved! (I beat Colony Ship ~ very cool rpg)
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[ASMR] Pocket Give you Tingles o' Plenty! [FURRY][VRC]
YouTube video by PocketFox
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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🥺 Sitting there wondering is she's going to spend her second Thanksgiving in the shelter. People pass by no one stops to meet her. Please adopt MELIA. Quiet adult only home. No dogs.
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻[email protected]
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
🥺 Sitting there wondering is she's going to spend her second Thanksgiving in the shelter. People pass by no one stops to meet her. Please adopt MELIA. Quiet adult only home. No dogs.
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
💻[email protected]
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🚨⚠️WARNING TO NSFW ARTISTS⚠️🚨
Paypal is once again trying to trap and harm NSFW artists and their customers.
If you get this, do NOT use it.
DO NOT GIVE REVIEWS.
Paypal is looking for any excuse to lock your account and keep the money you have saved up.
Paypal is once again trying to trap and harm NSFW artists and their customers.
If you get this, do NOT use it.
DO NOT GIVE REVIEWS.
Paypal is looking for any excuse to lock your account and keep the money you have saved up.
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
🚨⚠️WARNING TO NSFW ARTISTS⚠️🚨
Paypal is once again trying to trap and harm NSFW artists and their customers.
If you get this, do NOT use it.
DO NOT GIVE REVIEWS.
Paypal is looking for any excuse to lock your account and keep the money you have saved up.
Paypal is once again trying to trap and harm NSFW artists and their customers.
If you get this, do NOT use it.
DO NOT GIVE REVIEWS.
Paypal is looking for any excuse to lock your account and keep the money you have saved up.
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Anyone up for a round of chess?
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Anyone up for a round of chess?